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Real Clowns Steal Fake Jewelry

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Real Clowns Steal Fake Jewelry

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Real Clowns Steal Fake Jewelry

Real Clowns Steal Fake Jewelry

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Two clowns walked into a Colorado jewelry store this week, guns blazing. The men wore white face paint, black lipstick and wigs. The duo made off with the loot but the joke's on them. Sonny's Rocks Jewelry Store does not display real jewelry. The cases are full of fake gold and platinum.

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Good morning, I'm David Greene. Two clowns walked into a Colorado jewelry store this week, guns blazing. The men wore white face paint, black lipstick and wigs. They pointed guns at employees and forced the owner to unlock his jewelry cases. The clown duo made off with the loot. But the joke was on them, Sonny's Rocks Jewelry Store in Denver does not display real jewelry. The display cases are full of fake gold and platinum, which is exactly what ended up in the clown's garbage bags.

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