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Our panelists predict how the Post Office will save itself.

PETER SAGAL, Host:

Now, panel, what is the post office going to do to save itself. Paula Poundstone?

PAULA POUNDSTONE: Put a third clerk on when it's busy.

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SAGAL: That could be all they need. Charlie Pierce?

CHARLIE PIERCE: Porn stamps, collect them all.

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SAGAL: And Kyrie O'Connor?

KYRIE O: Restart the Pony Express. Not because it would save money, it would just be so cool.

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CARL KASELL, Host:

Well, if the post office does any of that, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!

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SAGAL: Thank you, Carl Kasell. Thanks also to Kyrie O'Connor, Charlie Pierce and Paula Poundstone. Thanks to all of you for listening. We'll see you next week from Portland, Oregon.

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SAGAL: This is NPR.

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