Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!

Prediction

Following Chris Christie and Sarah Palin's announcements they're not running for President, we hear why our panelists won't be running either.

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PETER SAGAL, host: Now panel, why aren't you running for president? PJ O'Rourke?

PJ O'ROURKE: I was afraid that if I ran that the press would find out that Sarah Palin is my love child.

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SAGAL: Paula Poundstone?

PAULA POUNDSTONE: I like to tell the truth.

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SAGAL: And Luke Burbank?

LUKE BURBANK: Well, from what I hear, your internet history is never truly completely erased.

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CARL KASELL, host: Well panel, if you ever do decide to run for president, you can make the announcement on WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!.

SAGAL: Thank you, Carl Kasell. Thanks also to Luke Burbank, Paula Poundstone, PJ O'Rourke.

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SAGAL: Thanks to all of your listening. We'll see you back here next week.

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SAGAL: This is NPR.

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