What's In Store: 3 Tales Of A Terrifying Future

Yes, I'm aware that it's physiologically impossible for dead people to get up and start walking around and eating other people. And yet, you never know, do you? There isn't a person I know who has read this book that hasn't immediately started making mental plans for the coming zombie apocalypse. I belong to a generation that is constantly taunted by potential worldwide plagues, like SARS and Avian Flu. None of those things have ended up killing us all. But honestly, it's only a matter of time before the other shoe drops. We've kind of earned it, frankly. God will only accept so many Real Housewives franchises before He decides to swing karma the other way.

Matheson's hero in I Am Legend experiences both the loss of his wife and of humanity. But just to make things a little more horrible, Matheson also puts him under constant siege from bloodthirsty vampires. And that's a fun thing to consider in an age of rapidly dwindling natural resources. Once we run out of the basics, we may find ourselves at each other's mercy, spending the rest of our lives hiding from one another and just trying to stay alive, never being allowed even the tiny luxury to sit down in peace and process our grief. Fun!

When I was in fourth grade, my teacher asked me to do a book report. So, because I hated reading, I chose the novelization of Robocop. This was not a real book. It was merely a product tie-in to one of the most violent films of the 1980s. But it had pages and a cover, which made it legit enough for me. I wound up getting a C. I am now a published novelist. And if that doesn't terrify you about our coming future, well then you're a stronger person than I.