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Our panelists will predict how Marlins Manager Ozzie Guillen will offend the residents of Miami next time.


Now panel, how will Ozzie Guillen upset Miamians next time? Alonzo Bodden?

ALONZO BODDEN: Ozzie's going to lose his accent and when they can understand what he's saying, there's really going to be trouble.


SAGAL: Jessi Klein?

JESSI KLEIN: He will be caught on tape saying he loves everything about Florida except the old people.


SAGAL: And Mo Rocca?

MO ROCCA: He will gravely offend Miamians and be drummed out of town when he decides not to get implants.


CARL KASELL: And if Ozzie Guillen does any of those things, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!.


SAGAL: Thank you, Carl Kassel. Thanks also to Alonzo Bodden, Jessi Klein, Mo Rocca. Thanks to our fabulous audience here in the top of the universe, Boston, Massachusetts. Thanks to all of you for listening. I'm Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week.


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