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What Not To Wear... On The Radio

In this hour, contestants create horrific hybrids like Dr. Moreau, rewrite some outdated Cole Porter lyrics, and join style guru Simon Doonan to evaluate their own signature flourishes.

What do you get when you throw Leonard Bernstein, a 19th-century murderer, and the CEO of Goldman Sachs in a room together? Perhaps the best R.E.M. song ever. In this hour, contestants create horrific hybrids like Dr. Moreau, rewrite some outdated Cole Porter lyrics, and join this week's Mystery Guest to evaluate their own signature flourish.

Listen to 'Pen It Like Porter' from Ask Me Another

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"All over America, people are making kamikaze choices about what to wear. They are misrepresenting the goods. They are letting their clothes write checks that their personalities cannot cash." — Simon Doonan, Eccentric Glamour Albert Sanchez/Simon Doonan hide caption

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Simon Doonan: Who Are You Wearing?

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