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What Not To Wear... On The Radio

In this hour, contestants create horrific hybrids like Dr. Moreau, rewrite some outdated Cole Porter lyrics, and join style guru Simon Doonan to evaluate their own signature flourishes.

"All over America, people are making kamikaze choices about what to wear. They are misrepresenting the goods. They are letting their clothes write checks that their personalities cannot cash." — Simon Doonan, Eccentric Glamour Albert Sanchez/Simon Doonan hide caption

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Simon Doonan: Who Are You Wearing?
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