Opening Panel Round
PETER SAGAL, HOST:
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Right now, panel, time for you to answer some questions about this week's news. Paula, a new report analyzing the language of Congress members - members of Congress that is - finds they speak more and more like what?
PAULA POUNDSTONE: Middle schoolers.
SAGAL: Yes, exactly right, teenagers
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SAGAL: The Sunlight Foundation, which sounds like more fun than it is, has found that members of Congress are using shorter sentences and shorter words than they used to, lowering the grade level of their speech patterns. Asked if it's true that Congress has been dumbing down the way it speaks, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor said "Duh."
LUKE BURBANK: I think it was L-O-L.
BURBANK: And we all know it.
SAGAL: Tots, said Steny Hoyer.
P.J. O'ROURKE: So, did all the legislation have a little question mark at the end?
O'ROURKE: So it's the agriculture bill?
SAGAL: In any event, people expect the trend will continue. Congress will get dumber and dumber in their verbal discourse. House Speaker John Boehner said "that's it; I'm changing my name before it's too late."
SAGAL: Of course, by making that joke I've proved it already is.
O'ROURKE: Too late.
POUNDSTONE: The part that's hard to figure out about this story is why.
BURBANK: Well, part of it was the new rule that all statements have to be 140 characters or less.
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