Opening Panel Round
PETER SAGAL, HOST:
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SAGAL: But now some questions for you guys about the week's news. Roxanne, with the Lincoln biopic a big hit in theaters, ABC is developing a new historical sitcom based on the early life of whom?
ROXANNE ROBERTS: Is it a former president?
SAGAL: It is not a former president.
ROBERTS: Is it of the era of Lincoln?
SAGAL: It is not.
ROBERTS: So, basically, you're saying it could be anybody.
SAGAL: I am, in fact, saying that.
BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT: Is it someone who drove a Lincoln?
ROBERTS: OK, I'm going to - the early history of Joe Biden. The early history of...
BRIAN BABYLON: That would be a horrible sitcom.
ROBERTS: Justin Bieber.
SAGAL: Yes, Justin Bieber.
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ROBERTS: I tried to pick a young person.
SAGAL: You got it. It's Justin Bieber. Canadian toddler Justin Bieber...
SAGAL: The number one sex symbol among people who do not know what sex is...
SAGAL: ...rose to stardom at a young age. Now ABC wants to examine the pre-pop star days in "The Justin Bieber Story: Zero and a Half Men."
SAGAL: You may be thinking, hasn't he always been famous, his whole life? Well, he had those 9 months in utero, after all, and didn't have a big hit until "Push It," his sexy jam about his time in the birth canal.
BABYLON: I would be on that show like his crazy middle-aged black friend, who just...
BABYLON: Come on, Justin, man, you got to believe in yourself. OK, yeah.
GOLDTHWAIT: That's pretty good.
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