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Prediction

Our panelists predict what will be the next major product recall.

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, panel, what will be the next big recall? P.J. O'Rourke.

O'ROURKE: Chris Christie.

SAGAL: Oh, that was cheap. Roxanne Roberts.

ROXANNE ROBERTS: The Catholic Church is going to recall Pope Francis for excessive tolerance, unforeseen humility, and lowering the property values of all those church-owned mansions.

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SAGAL: And Paula Poundstone.

PAULA POUNDSTONE: Bagged Chinese mountain air.

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CARL KASELL, BYLINE: And if any of those recalls happen, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT ...DON'T TELL ME.

SAGAL: Thank you, Carl Kassel. Thanks also to Roxanne Roberts, P.J. O'Rourke and Paula Poundstone. Thanks to all of you for listening. I am Peter Sagal and we will see you all next week.

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