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Our panelists predict the next place scientists are going to discover a giant hole.

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Now panel, where will the next giant hole show up? Bobcat Goldthwaite?

BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT: I'm going to talk about the elephant in the room here.


GOLDTHWAIT: There's a lot of sexual tension between Roxanne and myself.


GOLDTHWAIT: And it's the hole in my heart - this woman's going to be.

SAGAL: Roxanne Roberts?

ROXANNE ROBERTS: Arizona, where the locals affectionately call it the border tots daycare center.


SAGAL: And Roy Blount Jr?

ROY BLOUNT JR: (Falling into a hole sound).


BILL KURTIS, BYLINE: And if you hear any of those things happen, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT ...DON'T TELL ME.

SAGAL: Thank you Bill Kurtis.


SAGAL: Thanks to our wonderful audience at the Nourse Theater in San Francisco. Thanks to all of you for listening. I'm Peter Sagal, we'll see you back here next week. San Francisco - be there.

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