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Our panelists answer questions about the week's news... My Bologna Has A Real First Name

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

We want to remind everybody they can join us most weeks back at the Chase Bank Auditorium in Chicago, Ill. For tickets and more information to plan your trip, go to wbez.org, or you can find a link at our website, which is waitwait.npr.org. Right now, panel, as I'm sure you anticipated, questions for you about the week's news. Tom, a study of many hot dogs revealed that some hot dogs may contain DNA from what animal?

TOM BODETT: Oh, God, the - us - humans.

SAGAL: Yes, indeed.

ROXANNE ROBERTS: Oh.

(APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: People. We now...

BODETT: Yes, if the cancer doesn't put you off hot dogs...

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: We now know that the sort of urban myth that hot dogs were made of pig lips and anuses - that is in fact now the best case scenario.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: A scientific research firm called Clear Food - it does sequencing of foods to find out what's in it. They sampled all these hot dogs, and they found traces of human DNA. That's right. That all-beef frank is part your friend Frank.

(LAUGHTER)

ROBERTS: How - wait, can - I'm sorry. How do they know this? This is just awful.

BODETT: They're scientists.

SAGAL: Their scientists. Here's the really bad news. The DNA testing also proves the hot dog is your real father.

(LAUGHTER)

LUKE BURBANK: Don't you feel like it - we could have just killed a few birds with one stone this week if they would've just had the hot dog has humans in it press conference right before the stop eating meat press conference?

SAGAL: Yeah, it would've helped.

BURBANK: You could pretty much just cancel the second one.

SAGAL: Yeah.

(SOUNDBITE OF SONG, "HOT DOG")

LMFAO: (Singing) I'm going to get a hot dog after this club. I'm going to get a hot dog after this club. I'm going to get a hot dog after this club. I'm going to get a hot dog after this club. Street meat. Yeah, that's what they call it. Hey. And lately, I've become a dog-oholic (ph). Now, some vendors be real...

SAGAL: Coming up, it's a spicy Bluff the Listener game. Call 1-888-WAIT-WAIT to play. We'll be back in a minute with more of WAIT WAIT ...DON'T TELL ME from NPR.

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