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Our panelists predict what will be the big gift this Valentine's Day.

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now panel, what will be the big gift this Valentine's Day? Maz Jobrani.

MAZ JOBRANI: The Donald Trump blowup doll. For anyone who likes to be insulted during sex.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Roxanne Roberts.

ROXANNE ROBERTS: It's the Marco Rubio See-and-Say Cupid. Pull the string and it says, make no mistake, I love you. Make no mistake, I love you. Make no mistake, I love you.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Mo Rocca.

MO ROCCA: An actual beating heart ripped from the chest of whoever next ticks off Chris Christie.

(LAUGHTER)

BILL KURTIS: Well, if that happens, panel, we'll tell you about it here on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.

SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Maz Jobrani, Roxanne Roberts, Mo Rocca. Thanks to all of you for listening. I'm Peter Sagal. We will see you next week.

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