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November 30, 2007

Man Seizes Hostages at Hillary Clinton Office

NPR reports:

A man claiming to have a bomb was holding at least two hostages at Sen. Hillary Clinton's campaign office in Rochester, N.H., police and witnesses said, according to The Associated Press.

The man had what appeared to be a bomb strapped to himself, said Bill Shaheen, a top state campaign official. He seized two hostages, both campaign volunteers, and released others, Shaheen said.

The senator was reportedly not in the office at the time.


 

'Porn Star'?

Police now say they've found the body of Emily Sander, an 18-year-old Kansas woman who'd been missing for a week. The story has been all over TV and the Internets this week because Sander had (somewhat) secretly been posing nude online under the name Zoey Zane.

It's obviously a very sad story for this girl and her family, made more sad (I think) by the repeated use of the term "porn star" in reference to Sander.

A brief check on the Web:

Philadelphia Inquirer: Friends: Missing Kansas Student Led Double Life as Porn Star

FOX News -- Turns out that Emily Sander of Kansas led a double life as a porn star, now she may have lost her life.

ABC News: Porn Star Revelation Clouds Missing Teen Case

Gay Wired: Family Says Body of Emily Sanders aka Porn Star Zoey Zane

Jawa Report: "Porn Star" Zoey Zane Jawa Report

Yes, Sander did pose naked for some online photos, but does that make her a "porn star"? I would say no. Jenna Jameson is a porn star, Ron Jeremy is (regrettably) a porn Sstar. To me, porn star means someone who has sex with other people on video or film. Video or film that is then sold to people. Not some college kid who took some naked photos for a sleazy site to make some money. What say you, BPP readers?

Oh, and please don't make this smutty -- my bosses are probably already squeamish enough about this post.

 

Roger of "Roger & Me" Dies at 82

The former chairman of General Motors, Roger Smith, was responsible for steering GM from 1981 to 1990 and for launching the career of an relatively unknown film maker upset by GM cutbacks in his hometown of Flint, Michigan. Take a trip back to yesteryear and click on this trailer.

 

About That Facebook Revolt

This guy named Sean Lane went online and bought his wife a big ring for Christmas. Sean was a Facebook user (us, too), and he soon discovered that his purchase was listed on the site for all of his friends to see -- including, of course, his wife.

Lane wasn't too happy about that, and neither are the thousands of people who signed a petition telling Facebook to back off on its new marketing plan. Facebook says Beacon won't publish the contents of your cart unless you give the OK. Personally, I wouldn't. But the world does keep on surprising.

 

Best First Dance Ever

There are so many ways to make a wedding unique, it blows my mind that so many of them end up identical. Hey, young lovers out there, take a cue from these folks:

 

Ten Cruh-Zazy Campaign Rumors

We talked about 'em on today's show. Lysandra Ohrstrom explodes 'em (well, most of 'em) in the Huffington Post.

 

Ramble Written on a Three Dollar Bill

Today's news that merits an honorable mention:

Minneapolis public access TV host wins $3 in free speech suit/ Beer thief raids Guinness Brewery in Dublin/ Subpoenas test new "shield law" in Seattle/ Missing ID bracelet found 28 years later in a chicken gizzard

 

Pure American Genius: A Hobart Christmas Tree

We asked for your Christmas trees, America, and we have begun to receive. A listener sends his personal festival of lights. Don't be intimidated, y'all. Instructions after the bump.

Continue reading "Pure American Genius: A Hobart Christmas Tree" »

 
November 29, 2007

Cherry Chocolate Rain

Internet sensation and unofficial BPP musician-laureate Tay Zonday has made a commercial. Tay seems to have adapted to the role as Dr. Pepper pitchman with aplomb, yet he manages to still remind us why he turns away from the mic...this time with a slightly bigger budget.


 

Alaskan Cyclist Has Warm Clothes, Cat

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I can haz polypropelene?

Jill Homer
 

Jill Homer sends another installment in her series on biking the human-powered Iditarod. And with it, she sends this picture of the cold-weather gear she'll be wearing in order to survive, and enjoy, the race. Check out the cat -- looks like a critter who'd rather have cheezburger than spend a week in pedaling through the snow.

 

People, Show Us Your Christmas Trees

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It's not the tree, it's the view.

John Guardo
 

When we lean out our 19th-story windows -- yes, they really do open -- we see the best Christmas tree in the world, the 50-foot fir in Bryant Park. And yes, we know, there are bigger trees in the city. Rockefeller Center always carts in some giant specimen for its annual tree lighting. Lincoln Center has its own ceremony. But the tree in Bryant Park is ours.

Good people of the BPP, show us the Christmas trees you call yours -- small, lovely, benighted, in a quaint village green or a mall food court. Join our Flickr group and sling 'em on there. Can't wait to see them.

 

Rumble Strips Get Funky

In Japan, engineers have invented rumble strips that make music when you drive over them. Well, sort of music. It's a Japanese pop song we don't recognize -- sounds more like a rhythmic washing machine.

The Guardian explains.

 

Linkfest: It Takes Two to Tango

From this morning's Ramble:

Dancing with The Stars winner calls off engagement/ Hugo Chavez bellicose over mistaken notice of his death on CNN en Espanol/ Trapped farmer amputates his own arm with a pen knife/ College hacker faces charges in FBI "Bot Roast" dragnet

 

Lottery Winner Can't Keep Cash Because of Parole

You click 'em, we collect 'em ... It's the BPP staff picks from the Most.

California couple billed more than $300,000 for trimming trees/ Missing Kansas girl had second life as porn star/ Rat Island set for extermination/ Illegal immigrant deported after he stops to help a boy in a car crash/ Lottery winner has to give back the cash because the terms of his parole prohibit him from gambling

 
November 28, 2007

Open Thread: What Ron Paul Believes

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Ron Paul takes questions from reporters.

Getty Images


Tucker Carlson has been following GOP phenom Ron Paul around for an article he's writing for the New Republic, and today he shared some of his observations. Among the more interesting is that Paul is more radical than some of his supporters realize:

Paul thinks there should be no "government-sponsored safety net" -- a concept almost unimaginable to most voters. "I think if some of them thought that through, they would no longer be on Ron Paul's side," Carlson says.

Bonus: Ron Paul on the Issues

 

London's Tube Lady Sends Special Spoofs

Westminster Station

Someone new will tell you to mind the gap.

Daniel Berehulak/Getty Images


London's Tube Lady, Emma Clarke, makes a living out of ordinary announcements like "Mind the Gap" -- or rather, she used to. Clarke was sacked on Monday after telling the Mail that the transit system was lacking. The newspaper also highlighted her online hobby, making parodies of the droll announcements.

She forwarded these for the BPP crowd:


A Manicure Alert!

Pervert!

 

Osama Bin Laughin'?

We had the very funny Mohammed Amer on the show this morning. He's a stand-up comic with "Allah Made Me Funny" -- a group of Muslim-American comedians keepin' it real -- real funny, that is.

After the jump, check out the YouTube clip of the promo video for their movie coming out next spring.

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Video: Sondre Lerche, in Real Life

Although the U.N. declared this week that Iceland is the best place in the world to live, former six-time champ Norway still has Sondre Lerche to brag about. At the tender age of 25, this singer/songwriter has written the music for a major motion picture and toured with Aha, Elvis Costello and Beth Orton. He stopped by the studio yesterday to play us a couple of tunes from his new album. Check out his performance of "To Be Surprised":



 

Icelandic Cool: Beard Caps

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Icelandic for fashion.

Photo by Vik Prjonsdottir
 

Another reason it's the best country in the world right now.

 

Linkfest: Entire Court Jailed Over Ringing Phone

Don't blame us, you clicked 'em ... It's the BPP staff picks from the most gawked-at stories on the Web:

From monkey slingshots to Bush dolls, Stupid.com released its must-have Christmas list for 2007/ Criminal busted when he tried to deposit $1 million bill/ China's "me generation" upping the divorce rate/ What socks can teach us about the global economy/ Judge suspended for jailing entire court when no one claimed a ringing cell phone/ Unexploded WWII ordinance found behind Florida middle school

 

Linkfest: Rehab, Truffles, Quidditch

Here comes the Ramble:

Amy Winehouse cancels all remaining '07 concerts on doctor's orders/ Art world prankster gets an exhibit in New York/ Humongous truffle goes on the auction block in Macao/ First-ever college quidditch match held at Middlebury

 
November 27, 2007

Naming Names in the MySpace Suicide?

On today's show, reporter Steve Pokin of the St. Charles Journal talked about breaking the story of Megan Meiers, the 13-year-old girl who hanged herself after a neighbor girl's family wooed her with a fake MySpace suitor. When the suitor turned on Megan and told her the world would be better off without her, she hanged herself.

Pokin's paper hasn't named the other family, even as bloggers plaster their names and personal information all over the Web. A handful of mainstream media outlets, including the Boston Globe, has named the family.

NPR is choosing not to name the other family at this point. What would you do?

 

Israeli, Palestinian Leaders Agree to Keep Talking

The Associated Press reports progress at the Annapolis conference on Mideast peace:

Israeli and Palestinian leaders agreed Tuesday to immediately resume long-stalled peace talks toward creating an independent Palestinian state by the end of next year, using the U.S.-arranged Mideast peace conference to launch the first serious and substantive negotiations in seven years.
 

The View from Space Is Cool...Literally

I'm not a scientist, nor do I play one on TV.

But I like to think of myself as "science friendly." Hence my interest in a little item from NASA today.

NASA doesn't just send rockets up into space. The agency also spends a lot of time looking down at earth.

Today NASA unveiled a new map of Antarctica, and the agency is using words like "breakthrough" and "revolutionize" and phrases like "state-of-the-art" to describe it.

The map is called a Landsat Image Mosaic of Antarctica (LIMA) and it's "a realistic, nearly cloudless satellite view of the continent at a resolution 10 times greater than ever before. . ."

The scientist from NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center who conceived of the project enthuses, "This innovation is like watching high-definition TV in living color versus watching the picture on a grainy black-and-white television. These scenes don't just give us a snapshot, they provide a time-lapse historical record of how Antarctica has changed and will enable us to continue to watch changes unfold."

Okay, I'll bite. Here's the link:

I have to admit I have no idea what to look for. I can't even find McMurdo station.

Missing from the map? The South Pole.

 

Romney: Muslims Not Needed in Cabinet

GOP presidential hopeful Mitt Romney doesn't see a need to include a Muslim-American on his would-be presidential cabinet, according to his national press secretary, Kevin Madden. Madden told Politico.com:

At this point, we're not focused on what Governor Romney's cabinet might look like. But the governor does not believe that in order to effectively fight radical jihad you need to have Muslims serving in the Cabinet.

Hmm ... Is this really a campaign trail issue? Should the ethnic make-up of theoretical presidential cabinets be representative of the general U.S. population? Or, perhaps an even more interesting question is should these cabinets reflect a deep cultural understanding of the populations of countries we currently occupy?

 

Marines Want Exoskeleton, Maybe Robot

Noah Shachtman, defense editor for the Wired blog network, uncovered a 2004 request from the Marines for a Marine Exoskeletal Performance Augmentation Capability. Called MEAC for short, the gear would protect troops today and eventually, maybe, develop into a "self-aware" machine with no need for a human attachment.

Shachtman writes that the Marines' proposal appears to have gone nowhere, but the idea may have resurfaced elsewhere:

[O]ther parts of the military continue to pursue exoskeletons. According to Pentagon budget documents, a project to build a "personal combat vehicle," allowing a soldier to "carry 150 pounds while feeling only a small part of the load" is making its way from the blue-sky technologists at Darpa to the Army's more practically-focused engineers.
 

Unicycling in the Streets of Manhattan

Mama said cut that out. (Even if it is totally amazing.)

 

The Perfect Jeans, You Say?

A New York Times blogger claims to have the solution to one of life's age-old questions: How do you find the perfect pair of jeans for any body? "Bogus," I said. It can't be done.

After years of intense dressing room sessions in department stores and specialty shops across America, I was a cynic. And in my cynicism, I decided to try out one of the blogger's tried-and-true gimmicks, www.zafu.com, which asks you a series of questions and then spits out your so-called perfect matches. (Sorry, boys, this is a girls-only site.)

After a five-minute online questionnaire and some tough-love, honest answers about my body, the website shot 76 possible pairs of jeans at me. Now, I already knew my perfect matches going into this game. (As I said, I've spent many an hour sifting through denim for my blue soul mate.) And to my great surprise, two of the first 10 suggestions from Zafu were already in my closet.

So, perhaps it is true. A website that has solved the great jeans mystery. Call it a Christmas miracle.

 

Krist Novoselic Gets a Column

Krist Novoselic

Krist Novoselic, citizen.

From Seattle Weekly


The bassist for Nirvana came on our show today and talked about dealing both with his old fame and with his new column, for the Seattle Weekly. Charming and humble to a fault, Novoselic writes this week about the FCC, media consolidation, Net neutrality and this bit:

Commuters listening in their vehicles have so far spared terrestrial radio from tumultuous change. But change will come sooner or later. There is no solid prediction on the future of radio.

Wait a minute--we thought we were the future of radio. We can haz WiFi?

 

The Two Sounds of Prince: Chipmunk and Not

iTunes can be such a harsh judge and jury...witness this random sampling of user comments on Prince's new single, "F.U.N.K.":

"Seriously what is this? This isn't Prince. It sounds like someone on helium. This isn't the true Prince."

"Sounds like Prince meets the Chipmunks."

"Not the best of Prince. The whole song is terrible and the voice I can't stand it."

I think BPP staffer MJ Davis said it best -- Prince has done something to his larynx to make himself sound like Macy Gray.

If you want to hear "F.U.N.K." minus the helium, YouTuber DancingMachine919 has deflated the balloon. A normal-sounding Prince doing "F.U.N.K.":


 

Linkfest: The Truth About Diamonds

With apologies to Nicole Ritchie, it's today's Ramble . . .

Tiffany hauls eBay to court over counterfeits/ The voice of the London Tube loses her job/ Dolphins and Steelers play lowest-scoring NFL match since WWII/ Quiet Riot's Kevin DuBrow dies

 

Playing Live: The Other Tasty PB & J

Swedish rock trio Peter Bjorn and John dropped all the commas in their band's name because commas don't look cool. One third of band dropped by the studio a while back to treat us to some tunes. Here's Peter Moran doing their hit, "Objects of My Affection."



 

Dueling Cardiologists Finally Throw in the Towel

You click 'em, we collect 'em. These are the BPP staff picks from the most popular stories on the Web:

Lack of outdoor exercise and poor eating habits in American kids is causing a resurgence in rickets/ Latest iPod trend: the intellectual iPod, podcasting ivory tower lectures/ Elderly cardiologists give up one of medicine's most famous fueds/ Lots of searches out there for the "meaning of R.S.V.P.," which can mean only that holiday party invitations are upon us/ Cheap and charitable laptop deal sets off price war

 
November 26, 2007

BSG Blows Producer's Frakkin' Mind

It's been eight long months since Battlestar Galactica (BSG) fans had anything new to play with.

That all changed this weekend.

On Saturday, the SciFi Channel debuted Battlestar Galactica: Razor, a made for TV movie that follows the disturbing side-story of the Battlestar Pegasus.

I am a huge BSG fan, so I've been flipping out about the movie all weekend. In fact, I was so totally geeked out by it that Alison said, "Why don't we talk about it on the show tomorrow."

And I said, "Okay." Because I do whatever Alison tells me to do. (Also because I'm totally geeked out by it.)

So we called up one of the executive producers of the show, David Eick, to talk about why they decided to make this movie (which is hard to follow if you're not a BSG fan) and to talk a little about his new show, Bionic Woman.

We'll air the interview on tomorrow's show, and he'll reveal who the last cylon is!

Okay, no he won't. But it's still a good interview.

If you've never seen BSG, you'll need a primer. So here's what you need to know ahead of tomorrow's interview: Humans created robots called 'cylons' to do their dirty work. Cylons turned on humans, they go to war with each other. An armistice is reached. Cylons leave to someplace far away. Humans set up a space station for diplomatic relations, but don't hear from them for 40 years. Then, one day, they make contact. They've evolved to look just like humans and they damn near wipe out all of humanity in a nuclear genocide. This fan-made video recap picks up as the destruction begins:

 

Wounded Warrior Barracks Founder Lt. Col. Tim Maxwell on the BPP

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Tim Maxwell's scar is shaped like a question mark.

Courtesy of Tim Maxwell

Today we spoke with Lt. Col. Tim Maxwell, a Marine who suffered a traumatic brain injury in Iraq in 2004. After a remarkable recovery, Maxwell went on to found the first Wounded Warriors Barracks, a facility where active-duty Marines can recover together. Maxwell's work has made him one of Esquire Magazine's Best and Brightest 2007.

Here on the BPP, we're not afraid to devote longer chunks of time to stories when we think it's warranted, and this was definitely one of those situations. Lt. Col. Maxwell talked about his own injury and recovery, the first thought most wounded soldiers have when they wake up in the hospital, and why so many of them have trouble being called "heroes."

Read more about Maxwell and his work at his website.

 

Contest: Fred Thompson, Natural Wonder

Fred Thompson

Fred Thompson, Republican presidential contender

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GOP contender Fred Thompson continues to be hit with the accusation that he isn't campaigning hard enough.

Commentators have described him as "running like a dry creek" and said that following Thompson's presidential effort "is like watching a big bear stand up and try to dance on ice."

Which we think deserves a Fred Thompson Natural Phenomenon Metaphor contest. Guest host Mike Pesca kicks it off with this beauty:

"The Thompson campaign has all the momentum of a frozen brontosaurus."

People, I'm holding out for better.

 

Is There Any Cure for the Greatest Scourge of Men?

Surely there's a drug to relieve the interminable suffering of the male of the species. This YouTube clip was sent to me by a fearless survivor of the dreaded Man Cold. There, there, little bunny.

 

This Bird Is Worth $10,000

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His return is priceless.

BPP
 

Lee Frankel has been papering his New York neighborhood with fliers seeking information about his lost pet parrot. On today's show, he told us the saga of his lost feathered friend and made the case for its being worth a $10,000 reward.

If you've seen the bird in question, by all means let us know. Second, about that reward: How much is enough -- or too much?

 

Alopecia, Costco, and the Heliocentric Universe

Cigarettes may make you bald/ Washington elite swarm Beltway Costco/ Ten great excuses for sleeping at your desk/ Conservative pundit: Galileo's treatment by Catholic Church "not so terrible"

 

Editor Freed in Pakistan

Kamal Siddiqi, an editor and BPP guest, e-mailed on Friday to say he'd been released from police custody in Karachi, Pakistan. Siddiqi volunteered himself for arrest last week after a number of journalist colleagues were detained.

Bonus: "Punish the journalists, gag the press, the party is on" by Kamal Siddiqi, The News, 11/26/2007.

 

Linkfest: Pepper Spray Mars Puerto Rican Pageant

Today, our Ramble gets hives.

Puerto Rico beauty contest marred by pepper spray/ Japanese salarymen learn to be kind, thoughtful husbands/ Network of tunnels discovered beneath Fresno/ New hypothesis: Lincoln had a rare genetic illness

 
November 22, 2007

The Stanford-Cal Game

Twenty-five years later, Day to Day tracks the lives of key players.

 

The Pride of Arizona Plays Radiohead

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Save some turkey for sandwiches later. And thanks, Lindsey, for the clip.