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Mandel Ngan

Become the chicken.

I'm pretty sure the chicken leftovers I just microwaved came from a bird that pecked happily around an actual barnyard somewhere the Catskills. And I'm pretty sure I haven't done worse to a pet than to yell at our puppy after he bit the clematis vine in half. (Like he cared.)

But apparently, if I'm to get any more involved with animal rights, I'd do well to watch my manners. Or so says the Humane Society of the United States, whose president, Wayne Pacelle, visited us today to talk about the advice his group is giving activists these days.

He says it makes you more effective, but I can't help wondering if the hardcores out there feel a little, I don't know, cropped.