Westminster Station
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Someone new will tell you to mind the gap.

London's Tube Lady, Emma Clarke, makes a living out of ordinary announcements like "Mind the Gap" — or rather, she used to. Clarke was sacked on Monday after telling the Mail that the transit system was lacking. The newspaper also highlighted her online hobby, making parodies of the droll announcements.

She forwarded these for the BPP crowd:

A Manicure Alert!

Pervert!