by Tricia McKinney

Senior producer Matt Martinez is suffering from a bad head cold, and he's approaching the point where he's actually delusional. He just got back from a trip to the pharmacy clutching a box of tissues and I swear he just said, "these are everything I like all in one thing. I like lotion and Vicks and tissues and these are all together in one thing." Then he pulled out a bag of cough drops and said, "And these are two things I like together. These are menthol and ginger ale." Now he's decided he will never buy anything that's not combined with something else.

Go home, Matt. Happy Thanksgiving.