Save for when Santa gets thirsty.
Everybody is on an absinthe kick, it seems, happy to sip a drink on its passage back from the Dark Side and into the mainstream. That's great — but there are two liqueur-type herbals — or herbal-type liqueurs — I'd like to see get more props, as well.
The first, Fernet Branca, was a fave of Hunter S. Thompson, who claimed it to be the way out of the thorny woods of a hangover — sometimes the only way.
And I probably don't need to tell you, but if this stuff could clear out Hunter's hangover, yours should be no problem.
Fernet Branca has an oddly medicinal presence that begins with its alcohol-licorice smell and continues to its wince-inducing flavor. It has the look of mercurochrome that has gone bad in the barrel, taking a 180-degree turn away from the world of medicine and into the world of iniquity. And yes, I love it. It is highly specific, for one thing — I've been wracking my brains to even describe it. And a bottle goes a long way, meaning it's something for your guests to look at while you're making them another vodka-tonic. Trivia point: by far the most Fernet Branca consumption in the United States goes on in San Francisco, which has a lot to do with that city's Italian traditions. Think Russian Hill, Joe DiMaggio, and you got it.
I know far less about the second, Genepi, other than to say it's the Beatles to Fernet Branca's Rolling Stones: sweeter, warmer, not as life-threatening. The most well-known brand is Chartreuse; I have a bottle of Dolin's Le Chamois (the fawn, I think) that I got in France a couple months ago. Genepi takes its name from an aromatic plant that grows in the Alps and blooms in late summer; the flowers are harvested and used as the base for Genepi.
A quick Web search shows that once again, San Francisco leads all comers in consumption. Or at least, the Chartreuse site says that the city's 540 CLUB sells the most bottles, at 1,200 each year, good for first place in the world. What's up with that? I can't even make up a good lie about why that would be.
The Dolin's Chamois is a pretty nice, relaxing drink — smooth and friendly, a tad sweet where Chartreuse is a touch bitter. Its color is between the green and yellow varieties of Chartreuse, and it's perfect as a little warm-up nip after a walk in the cold. After all, it's nice to have something warm and green in the winter-time.
Between this Jekyll and Hyde pair, who needs absinthe?