In the BPP's continuing food and beverage theft coverage ... Warren G. Whitelighting of Crandon, Wisc., was arrested last week after he led police on the high-speed chase in a Krispy Kreme Donut truck he allegedly stole while drunk early Saturday morning. This from the The Capitol Times:

He is being charged with shoplifting eight giant red hot pickled sausages from the Open Pantry on University Avenue, stealing the doughnut truck, ramming a University of Wisconsin Police car, attempting to elude pursuing officers, operating after revocation, his fourth time drunk driving and a hit and run.