NPR: BPP Oscar Caption Contest: Cameron Diaz, Jessica Alba

BPP Oscar Caption Contest: Cameron Diaz, Jessica Alba

Filed under: Oscars Caption Contest

Not touching this one: We here at the BPP aren't making jokes about Cameron Diaz and Jessica Alba.

Frazer Harrison, Getty Images

Winning Caption: "Would you mind standing next to me all evening?" -- Tony Wolf

Runners Up:

"No, really! It's held up with duct tape!" -- Michelle Doty

"Oh my gosh you must love getting to eat food....I mean, oh, I mean congratulations!" -- M.E.

Caitlin Kenney

10:46 PM ET | 02-24-2008 | permalink

Comments (Send a comment)

There's something about Jessica.

Sent by Kevbo | 11:08 PM ET | 02-24-2008

"Nope...I didn't get the red dress memo either!"

Sent by neda ulaby-npr | 11:11 PM ET | 02-24-2008

" Oh my gosh you must love getting to eat food....
I mean oh I mean congratulations!"

Sent by M E | 11:17 PM ET | 02-24-2008

Ohmygod! Neither of our dresses will stay up but for totally different reasons!

Sent by Marcey | 11:27 PM ET | 02-24-2008

Cameron: "Who are you wearing?"
Jessica: "Cash Wartren!"

Sent by Seth in Kansas | 11:44 PM ET | 02-24-2008

You came stag too? Want to hang together then?

Sent by Ronda | 12:42 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Everybody now, I'm hot, you're hot... feeling hot hot hot.

Sent by J | 7:46 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Your seat is 15F, 10 rows down, and then
6th seat on the right.

Sent by Tony Chamberlain | 7:49 AM ET | 02-25-2008

"I can't breathe."

Sent by Sean Bailey | 8:35 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Cameron, through clenched teeth, "You phony witch."

Jessica, "Can't act your way out of a wet paper bag."

Sent by D.C. | 8:40 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Although the crowd looked on in anticipation there was no kiss exchanged.

Sent by AJ Sours | 8:45 AM ET | 02-25-2008

'If you don't shut up about my you-know-whats, I'm giving this sucker a yank!'

Sent by jose | 9:04 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Oh my gawd, fatty! Can I stand next to you all night?

Sent by shelli | 9:07 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Oooh, I felt a kick!

Sent by Paul T. | 9:07 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Would you mind standing next to me all evening?

Sent by Tony Wolf | 9:11 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Jessica, nice dress, just don't come any closer. I don't want to catch that pregnancy thing.

Sent by Christine Masson | 9:12 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Do you have a hairbrush I can borrow!?

Sent by Toni-Ann Mistretta | 9:15 AM ET | 02-25-2008

So Cameron, when a mommy and a daddy love each other .....

Sent by K Danyal | 9:32 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Yes, I know you said you could borrow a few things while I was on location, but my boyfriend wasn't one of them. I'm just glad it wasn't the Mini Cooper.

Sent by James K Chambliss | 9:45 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Cameron says to Jessica: "Can I borrow some milk?"

Sent by Calvin | 9:50 AM ET | 02-25-2008

A Husband, a baby, and still time to get your hair done. How do you do it?

Sent by Nick | 10:01 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Cameron, is that your new lightsaber? Awesome. Did you see my new Star Trek Phaser?

Sent by Chuck S. | 10:15 AM ET | 02-25-2008

No, really! It's held up with duct tape!

Sent by Michelle Doty | 10:39 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Jessica: "Why, Cameron, if you stood sideways and stuck out your tongue, you'd look like a zipper!"
Cameron: "Jess, just how many times did you hit the buffet?"

Sent by Slim | 10:44 AM ET | 02-25-2008

I'm taller, thinner, blonder, and I'm not pregnant. Life is good.

Sent by Marty Schulken | 10:59 AM ET | 02-25-2008

We both picked up a little number from the Ralph Lauren bedding collection.

Sent by Laura | 11:09 AM ET | 02-25-2008

And the crowd applauds when informed who will be starring in the new epic, "The Laurel and Hardy Story".

Sent by Mitch Pindus | 11:09 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Whew! Better you than me.

Sent by Kerrry Garber | 11:28 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Designer cases for doubble sided tape.

Sent by Dave | 11:36 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Cameron: The winds picking up. I'll need to hold on for a second.

Sent by Wayne Dize | 11:39 AM ET | 02-25-2008

This is so silly, I know, but I really like your purse better than mine. Wanna trade??

Sent by Paula in DC | 11:53 AM ET | 02-25-2008

So Cameron, what was it like to kiss Justin Timberlake?

Sent by Iain Wilson | 12:00 PM ET | 02-25-2008

Jessica: Maybe one day we will get nominated for Best Actress.
Cameron: Jessica, you naive, knocked up little thing...neither of us could get a job in community theater if we weren't perfect for the Male 15 - 39 demographic!

Sent by Darryl | 12:15 PM ET | 02-25-2008

Congratulations, Jessica! It looks like being pregnant has some advantages. I mean, you look like you've been eating for two and look at your knockers! Wow! I must look at my film schedule and see if I could squeeze in having one myself.

Sent by Sarah Dewey | 12:31 PM ET | 02-25-2008

Do you mind if I feel what it's like to be pregnant for a second?

Sent by Jesse | 12:44 PM ET | 02-25-2008

"May I have this dance?"

Sent by Susan Podebradsky | 12:59 PM ET | 02-25-2008

In this corner its baby bump vs tight rump. Ding, ding.

Sent by April Coleman | 2:29 PM ET | 02-25-2008

He told you what ?!?!?

Sent by Doug | 2:34 PM ET | 02-25-2008

That's OK, Carmen. With a body like yours, you don't have room for a womb, let alone a baby.

Sent by Patty Boyd | 2:44 PM ET | 02-25-2008

What is that weird looking bag???

Sent by Matt Brutlag | 3:31 PM ET | 02-25-2008

And then the doctor put his hands in your tummy and a baby comes out!

Sent by Chad Gallion | 3:34 PM ET | 02-25-2008

No, silly, only ugly actresses win oscars...

Sent by dave | 5:55 PM ET | 02-25-2008

"Hey Jess..what's it like to eat three meals a day?"

Sent by nicole | 11:29 PM ET | 02-25-2008

Send a Comment

Comments are reviewed and edited by NPR prior to display. All comments will be read, but not all will be posted.

NPR reserves the right to read on the air and/or publish on its Web site or in any medium now known or unknown the e-mails and letters that we receive. We may edit them for clarity or brevity and identify authors by name and location. For additional information, please consult our Terms of Use.

E-mail this Page

Recipient's e-mail address:	» Up to twelve addresses, separated by commas.
Your e-mail address:
Your name:
Personal message (optional, 600 characters max):
Your NPR member station:	» List of local stations (PDF)
Are you a member of your local NPR station?	Yes No
Would you like to receive information from your local NPR member station? (see NPR's privacy policy)	Yes No
May we contact you with information about NPR programming and services? (see NPR's privacy policy)	Yes No

(Information collected by NPR will be used solely for internal NPR or NPR member station purposes and only if you selected 'yes' above. See NPR's privacy policy for more information.)

Host

Alison Stewart

Welcome to 'The Bryant Park Project'

This new radio show from NPR comes to you weekdays, straight out of New York City. You can find audio and video from us here and in our podcasts. Bryant Park is not a talk show, but it is a conversation. Intrigued? Read our frequently asked questions and discussion rules.