Filed under: Oscars Caption Contest
Point and shoot: Best Actor nominee George Clooney arrives with girlfriend Sarah Larson.
Timothy A. Clary, AFP/Getty ImagesWinning Caption: "Actually, I own the tux. The girlfriend is rented." -- Greg Wells
Runners Up:
"Yes, she's wearing my shower curtain... next question?" -- G. Burns
"So the free child care is this way?" -- Jody
8:24 PM ET | 02-24-2008 | permalink
younger than spring time is she...
Can I park my hyperbaric chamber over there?
I KNOW SHE'S HOT BUT WE STILL NEED TWO SEATS
Trying to think of funny caption. All that's coming out is "homina, homina, homina." Sorry to be predictable.
"For the last time it's not my daughter."
"Actually, I own the tux. The girlfriend is rented."
hey, stop taking pix, i supposed to baby sitting her tonight, her parents might see her here with me...
Luckiest cocktail waitress ever.
No, it's not a duvet cover. She paid good money for this (just like I did for Nic Cage's place)!
Yes I know she's a cocktail waitress and I'm George Clooney, but come on now, she cleans up nice!
...And with the matching bathing suit...
Yes, she's hot. Yes I know she's hot. So does anyone else want to ask about my hot girlfriend?
"I know! I thought it looked just like my Aunt Rosemary's bathroom wallpaper too!"
And you can see here, the $10,000 tummy trimmer I got her for Christmas was well worth it. Not even a bump!
So the free child care is this way?
Her? Don't worry about her name. I'll have a new one next week! I'm friggin' George Clooney!
Later tonight, Daniel may get the Oscar but I get *this*!
"I know! I know! I could *totally* rock those colors. But she's all, 'Better stick with a tux, George.'"
So that's where the rug went
Despite a case of lockjaw George decided to attend the festivities anyway
I'm goin' to grab a hot dog. You guys want anything?
Lars, I'll return her right after the ceremony, well maybe tomorrow morning - and in perfect condition!
I told her to wear the red dress!!
What do you mean? This isn't my daughter.
Hey! I wanted the blue scooter with my freebie pack! How come Diablo Cody gets one and I don't? That ain't fair!
you should see her sister..
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake...
This better not go on to long; she has homework to do.
What? I ordered her off OVC weeks ago! She's not a rental, I swear! Come on! I'm George Clooney!
Yes I held the dress while she jumped off the back of the couch to get down into it... I'm Danny Ocean... I liked the odds
I told her not to wear the drapes!
Yeah, she's scrawny now, but she promised to start eating again after the Oscars.
Check out Tilda's dress!
Look, it's Daniel Day-Lewis!
Do you see this dress? It was my grandmother's couch before her parents born.
Thinking green we recycled grandma's sofa into this FABULOUS dress.
Is this what it's like to walk down an aisle?
"I've been in a dozen movies, a hit TV show and furthered liberal political causes everywhere! Enough about her already...doesn't anyone have a question for me?"
Scarlett O'Hara did a much better job with her curtains.
Why are you taking pictures of that other guy? I'm George Clooney!
How hard do you guys think it is to keep a straight face next to this horrid dress all night? Geez, cut me some slack fellas!
Wait, wasn't she just on the cover of Seventeen?
Which way to the red carpet?
She's here to keep me preoccupied, so I don't waste away, consumed by my feelings for Daniel Day Lewis. Who cares what she wears or what she doesn't wear?
"Yes, I thought she was Mary Tyler Moore too!"
Daniel Ocean before his failed attempt to steal an Oscar.
I swear I will buy her food
Who else in AARP has a girlfriend that looks like this?
maaaaaah
Go ahead and make jokes--every guy wishes he had my life.
Yes, she's wearing my shower curtain... next question.
You put my Batsuit WHERE?!
Hey, I bring one of these every year.
Hey, who put the "narrow road" sign there?
Watch what happens when I push this button :)...
What's wrong with using the curtains?
"Over here to get her a sandwich, right?"
She's my girlfriend I had to bring her.
49.95 at Loehmans...Could you die!
Clooney's Take On Cinderella: First, buy a dress. Second, find a girl to fit into it.
What do I care - as long as she keeps her hand there.
So Botox does wear out. Hmmm....Have to call my lawyer
Sorry, I gotta go see how Notre Dame did today.
"What do you mean that this isn't my seat? Do you know who I am?"
...and then she said "Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?"
what Me worry?
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