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Pole Star: Last year's Best Actress winner, Helen Mirren, arrives at the Kodak Theater.
Winning Caption: Diablo, is this how you do it? — D. Burgess
"My stripper name is Dame Detective Chief Inspector Jane Tennison!" — Neda Ulaby
Helen Mirren does her Diablo Cody imitation before the Oscars. — Kevbo
Helen Mirren practices for the after-party. — Dan S.