Filed under: Oscars Caption Contest
Preserved in bronzer: Katherine Heigl
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Winning Caption: For best results bake for 30 minutes at 425. -- Dan Sturdevant
Runners Up:
27 Trips to the Tanning Salon -- Kevbo
"I heard from Charlize that if you were the same color as Oscar you had a better chance of winning." -- Keri
11:20 PM ET | 02-24-2008 | permalink
27 Trips to the Tanning Salon
"Happy Birthday Mr. President!"
Lindsay Lohan? New York magazine? Eat your hearts out. Seriously.
Whose look am I inspired by? Barbie, of course
Yes this tan is ALL natural.
I heard from Charlize that if you were the same color as Oscar you had a better chance of winning.
I just love these adacamy, er, acradamy, er, um amacady, acradamy ...
Oscars
With plasti-girl good looks your Oscar Action Barbie is ready to take on the red carpet. She comes fully with equiped with Kung-fu Oscar Grip.
Look at me! I'm an Andy Warhol print!
With the support of her alien commander behind her, Heigl's quest to take over the academy was nearly complete
Without tanning, my anatomy looks grey.
"I just adore my new Radar Range - now I can have a piping-hot meal ready for my man when he comes home!"
Thank God George Hamilton isn't here!
bronze's anatomy
Is it weird I find this Jack-o-Lantern hot?
The tanner I am the whiter my teeth look!
Yeah, you're funny, bud. 'My car just got stolen.' You need better lines to pick up women, pal...and I'm married, by the way.
Best Adapted Piece of Toast.
"...mouth... hurts... "
That's the last time I smile during my Botox treatment.
Seriously? Seriously.
I'm pretty sure I'm hotter than Oscar
Oh, you have a problem with the tan? The makeup? And I was just about to ask what you were up to later...
Too nervous about the big night Katherine Hiegel forgot to look in the mirror after she left the makeup artist and his flourescent light and was another unfortunate victim attacked by bronzer that can only be detected in natural light.
Why, yes, I DID mean for my hair to look permanently frozen in place for the evening. One less thing to worry about.
Yes, I am the new spokesmodel for the Revlon Marilyn Manroe makeup and hair kit.
Stepford Wife
"They've got these great hot springs in Ukraine. They're near some little town called Chernobyl."
When the fabric for my dress was made, my designer had me go in early and have my lips dyed at the same time.
Holiday glamour personified!
I shouldn't have gone bobbing for mud before the Oscars...
For best results bake for 30 minutes at 425.
Why, yes, I was going for the Marilyn Monroe look. Just sunkissed. Was it a little much?
Best looking Oompah Loompah ever.
"I better get at least a toothpaste commercial out of this..."
This way they look at my face when they are talking to me. At least some of the time.
Tanning? Smoking? Yes, I'll take over for the roles for Katherine Hepburn soon.
You should have seen when I walked over that street vent.
This is what happens when you are closer than 93 million miles.
No, it doesn't hurt to be the beautiful, thanks for asking.
Who am I wearing? Coppertone!
So when they told me that I was presenting the Oscar for best makeup, I thought, so what do they know about makeup I don't?
Gentlemen Prefer Bronze
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