Lindsay Lohan? New York magazine? Eat your hearts out. Seriously.
Sent by neda ulaby - npr | 11:36 PM | 2-24-2008
Whose look am I inspired by? Barbie, of course
Sent by Ronda Murdock | 12:35 AM | 2-25-2008
Yes this tan is ALL natural.
Sent by Daniel | 1:01 AM | 2-25-2008
I heard from Charlize that if you were the same color as Oscar you had a better chance of winning.
Sent by keri | 1:27 AM | 2-25-2008
I just love these adacamy, er, acradamy, er, um amacady, acradamy ... Oscars
Sent by Tony Chamberlain | 7:46 AM | 2-25-2008
With plasti-girl good looks your Oscar Action Barbie is ready to take on the red carpet. She comes fully with equiped with Kung-fu Oscar Grip.
Sent by J | 7:51 AM | 2-25-2008
Look at me! I'm an Andy Warhol print!
Sent by Dan Pashman, BPP | 8:01 AM | 2-25-2008
With the support of her alien commander behind her, Heigl's quest to take over the academy was nearly complete
Sent by AJ Sours | 8:55 AM | 2-25-2008
Without tanning, my anatomy looks grey.
Sent by Tony Wolf | 9:04 AM | 2-25-2008
"I just adore my new Radar Range - now I can have a piping-hot meal ready for my man when he comes home!"
Sent by shelli | 9:05 AM | 2-25-2008
Thank God George Hamilton isn't here!
Sent by Esther | 9:05 AM | 2-25-2008
Sent by Eyoh | 9:20 AM | 2-25-2008
Is it weird I find this Jack-o-Lantern hot?
Sent by Ian Chillag, NPR | 9:24 AM | 2-25-2008
The tanner I am the whiter my teeth look!
Sent by Job Mudflap | 9:31 AM | 2-25-2008
Yeah, you're funny, bud. 'My car just got stolen.' You need better lines to pick up women, pal...and I'm married, by the way.
Sent by James K Chambliss | 9:50 AM | 2-25-2008
Best Adapted Piece of Toast.
Sent by nwalli | 10:04 AM | 2-25-2008
"...mouth... hurts... "
Sent by John M Havel | 10:04 AM | 2-25-2008
That's the last time I smile during my Botox treatment.
Sent by Slim | 10:20 AM | 2-25-2008
Sent by a.s. | 10:23 AM | 2-25-2008
I'm pretty sure I'm hotter than Oscar
Sent by John J. Cox | 10:24 AM | 2-25-2008
Oh, you have a problem with the tan? The makeup? And I was just about to ask what you were up to later...
Sent by wt davidson | 10:42 AM | 2-25-2008
Too nervous about the big night Katherine Hiegel forgot to look in the mirror after she left the makeup artist and his flourescent light and was another unfortunate victim attacked by bronzer that can only be detected in natural light.
Sent by Diane | 11:06 AM | 2-25-2008
Why, yes, I DID mean for my hair to look permanently frozen in place for the evening. One less thing to worry about.
Sent by Paula in DC | 11:07 AM | 2-25-2008
Yes, I am the new spokesmodel for the Revlon Marilyn Manroe makeup and hair kit.
Sent by Kenney | 11:09 AM | 2-25-2008
Sent by Jeff Lewis | 11:48 AM | 2-25-2008
"They've got these great hot springs in Ukraine. They're near some little town called Chernobyl."
Sent by Ed | 11:56 AM | 2-25-2008
When the fabric for my dress was made, my designer had me go in early and have my lips dyed at the same time.
Sent by Sarah Dewey | 12:15 PM | 2-25-2008
Holiday glamour personified!
Sent by AnnMarie | 12:38 PM | 2-25-2008
I shouldn't have gone bobbing for mud before the Oscars...
Sent by tj | 12:47 PM | 2-25-2008
For best results bake for 30 minutes at 425.
Sent by Dan Sturdevant | 12:55 PM | 2-25-2008
Why, yes, I was going for the Marilyn Monroe look. Just sunkissed. Was it a little much?
Sent by Kelly | 12:56 PM | 2-25-2008
Best looking Oompah Loompah ever.
Sent by kolspur | 12:56 PM | 2-25-2008
"I better get at least a toothpaste commercial out of this..."
Sent by Susan Podebradsky | 1:18 PM | 2-25-2008
This way they look at my face when they are talking to me. At least some of the time.
Sent by Michael Wengler | 2:12 PM | 2-25-2008
Tanning? Smoking? Yes, I'll take over for the roles for Katherine Hepburn soon.
Sent by Dawn | 2:20 PM | 2-25-2008
You should have seen when I walked over that street vent.
Sent by Doug | 2:37 PM | 2-25-2008
This is what happens when you are closer than 93 million miles.
Sent by April Coleman | 2:39 PM | 2-25-2008
No, it doesn't hurt to be the beautiful, thanks for asking.
Sent by MBrunt | 3:09 PM | 2-25-2008
Who am I wearing? Coppertone!
Sent by Chad Gallion | 3:39 PM | 2-25-2008
So when they told me that I was presenting the Oscar for best makeup, I thought, so what do they know about makeup I don't?
Sent by Steven | 5:40 PM | 2-25-2008
Gentlemen Prefer Bronze
Sent by Christine Fitzgerald, | 9:20 PM | 2-25-2008