Oscars Caption Contest

BPP Oscar Caption Contest: Katherine Heigl

Katherine Heigl

hide captionPreserved in bronzer: Katherine Heigl

Vince Bucci, Getty Images

Winning Caption: For best results bake for 30 minutes at 425. — Dan Sturdevant

Runners Up:

27 Trips to the Tanning Salon — Kevbo

"I heard from Charlize that if you were the same color as Oscar you had a better chance of winning." — Keri

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27 Trips to the Tanning Salon

Sent by Kevbo | 11:29 PM | 2-24-2008

"Happy Birthday Mr. President!"

Sent by Beth Steinberg | 11:33 PM | 2-24-2008

Lindsay Lohan? New York magazine? Eat your hearts out. Seriously.

Sent by neda ulaby - npr | 11:36 PM | 2-24-2008

Whose look am I inspired by? Barbie, of course

Sent by Ronda Murdock | 12:35 AM | 2-25-2008

Yes this tan is ALL natural.

Sent by Daniel | 1:01 AM | 2-25-2008

I heard from Charlize that if you were the same color as Oscar you had a better chance of winning.

Sent by keri | 1:27 AM | 2-25-2008

I just love these adacamy, er, acradamy, er, um amacady, acradamy ...
Oscars

Sent by Tony Chamberlain | 7:46 AM | 2-25-2008

With plasti-girl good looks your Oscar Action Barbie is ready to take on the red carpet. She comes fully with equiped with Kung-fu Oscar Grip.

Sent by J | 7:51 AM | 2-25-2008

Look at me! I'm an Andy Warhol print!

Sent by Dan Pashman, BPP | 8:01 AM | 2-25-2008

With the support of her alien commander behind her, Heigl's quest to take over the academy was nearly complete

Sent by AJ Sours | 8:55 AM | 2-25-2008

Without tanning, my anatomy looks grey.

Sent by Tony Wolf | 9:04 AM | 2-25-2008

"I just adore my new Radar Range - now I can have a piping-hot meal ready for my man when he comes home!"

Sent by shelli | 9:05 AM | 2-25-2008

Thank God George Hamilton isn't here!

Sent by Esther | 9:05 AM | 2-25-2008

bronze's anatomy

Sent by Eyoh | 9:20 AM | 2-25-2008

Is it weird I find this Jack-o-Lantern hot?

Sent by Ian Chillag, NPR | 9:24 AM | 2-25-2008

The tanner I am the whiter my teeth look!

Sent by Job Mudflap | 9:31 AM | 2-25-2008

Yeah, you're funny, bud. 'My car just got stolen.' You need better lines to pick up women, pal...and I'm married, by the way.

Sent by James K Chambliss | 9:50 AM | 2-25-2008

Best Adapted Piece of Toast.

Sent by nwalli | 10:04 AM | 2-25-2008

"...mouth... hurts... "

Sent by John M Havel | 10:04 AM | 2-25-2008

That's the last time I smile during my Botox treatment.

Sent by Slim | 10:20 AM | 2-25-2008

Seriously? Seriously.

Sent by a.s. | 10:23 AM | 2-25-2008

I'm pretty sure I'm hotter than Oscar

Sent by John J. Cox | 10:24 AM | 2-25-2008

Oh, you have a problem with the tan? The makeup? And I was just about to ask what you were up to later...

Sent by wt davidson | 10:42 AM | 2-25-2008

Too nervous about the big night Katherine Hiegel forgot to look in the mirror after she left the makeup artist and his flourescent light and was another unfortunate victim attacked by bronzer that can only be detected in natural light.

Sent by Diane | 11:06 AM | 2-25-2008

Why, yes, I DID mean for my hair to look permanently frozen in place for the evening. One less thing to worry about.

Sent by Paula in DC | 11:07 AM | 2-25-2008

Yes, I am the new spokesmodel for the Revlon Marilyn Manroe makeup and hair kit.

Sent by Kenney | 11:09 AM | 2-25-2008

Stepford Wife

Sent by Jeff Lewis | 11:48 AM | 2-25-2008

"They've got these great hot springs in Ukraine. They're near some little town called Chernobyl."

Sent by Ed | 11:56 AM | 2-25-2008

When the fabric for my dress was made, my designer had me go in early and have my lips dyed at the same time.

Sent by Sarah Dewey | 12:15 PM | 2-25-2008

Holiday glamour personified!

Sent by AnnMarie | 12:38 PM | 2-25-2008

I shouldn't have gone bobbing for mud before the Oscars...

Sent by tj | 12:47 PM | 2-25-2008

For best results bake for 30 minutes at 425.

Sent by Dan Sturdevant | 12:55 PM | 2-25-2008

Why, yes, I was going for the Marilyn Monroe look. Just sunkissed. Was it a little much?

Sent by Kelly | 12:56 PM | 2-25-2008

Best looking Oompah Loompah ever.

Sent by kolspur | 12:56 PM | 2-25-2008

"I better get at least a toothpaste commercial out of this..."

Sent by Susan Podebradsky | 1:18 PM | 2-25-2008

This way they look at my face when they are talking to me. At least some of the time.

Sent by Michael Wengler | 2:12 PM | 2-25-2008

Tanning? Smoking? Yes, I'll take over for the roles for Katherine Hepburn soon.

Sent by Dawn | 2:20 PM | 2-25-2008

You should have seen when I walked over that street vent.

Sent by Doug | 2:37 PM | 2-25-2008

This is what happens when you are closer than 93 million miles.

Sent by April Coleman | 2:39 PM | 2-25-2008

No, it doesn't hurt to be the beautiful, thanks for asking.

Sent by MBrunt | 3:09 PM | 2-25-2008

Who am I wearing? Coppertone!

Sent by Chad Gallion | 3:39 PM | 2-25-2008

So when they told me that I was presenting the Oscar for best makeup, I thought, so what do they know about makeup I don't?

Sent by Steven | 5:40 PM | 2-25-2008

Gentlemen Prefer Bronze

Sent by Christine Fitzgerald, | 9:20 PM | 2-25-2008

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