BPP Oscar Caption Contest: Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus

Kid (at the) flicks: Teen queen Miley Cyrus.

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That caption at lower left? Won't elicit as many squeals as Miley Cyrus. But you can help us out: Write your own caption using the comments link. (Think funny, witty, snarky -- but not mean. Not too mean, anyway.) Your caption could end up in our Oscars slideshow.

 

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Wow Glamour Shots have really come along way since I had mine taken.

Sent by Caitlin Kenney | 9:45 PM ET | 02-24-2008

If I try and look all grown up people will take me seriously!

Sent by Daniel | 9:47 PM ET | 02-24-2008

is that a full frontal mullet?

Sent by Hannah Montana | 9:54 PM ET | 02-24-2008

Miss Cyrus was released from the hospital after doctors examined her neck and informed her she could've just used her hand to remove the hair that was blocking her eye.

Sent by Ronald van der Putte (w8in) | 9:54 PM ET | 02-24-2008

Hanna Gum-tanna!!!

Sent by Estrella Fucci | 10:02 PM ET | 02-24-2008

i'm sure there's a small key in my lower back.

Sent by jan | 10:02 PM ET | 02-24-2008

Future Scientologist.

Sent by Lisa S. | 10:05 PM ET | 02-24-2008

The red and blue contrast is truly the best of both worlds.

Sent by Sean Quinn | 10:25 PM ET | 02-24-2008

"Why am I here again exactly?"

Sent by Kevbo | 10:39 PM ET | 02-24-2008

"I feel so mysterious!"

Sent by Trevor LeCain | 11:25 PM ET | 02-24-2008

Miley "Betty Boop" Cyrus.

Sent by baselle | 11:40 PM ET | 02-24-2008

Cyrus, heart-broken that "Chipmunks, the Movie" didn't get nominated, represents them at the Oscars.

Sent by keri | 1:36 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Who Farted?

Sent by Sean Bailey | 8:28 AM ET | 02-25-2008

My Dad is cooler than your Dad

Sent by Brian Redmond | 8:29 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Defying any signs of age Betty Boop arrived to a screaming crowd, although no one knew why she was there.

Sent by AJ Sours | 8:35 AM ET | 02-25-2008

I can't see a thing.

Sent by D.C. | 8:42 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Miley Cirus announced her plans to be Goerge Clooney's date for the 2010 Oscars.

Sent by Dave McLain | 9:16 AM ET | 02-25-2008

And the winner ... for "Most Gums" goes to ...

Sent by Buck Regents | 9:26 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Who keeps on calling me Britney? I swear...that's so annoying!

Sent by James K Chambliss | 9:38 AM ET | 02-25-2008

dippity doo and oscar too....

Sent by tracy rosen | 9:39 AM ET | 02-25-2008

If I were only a few years older I would be in the same tax bracket as all these old people. Ew.

Sent by Cat | 10:17 AM ET | 02-25-2008

Ah'm 15 and Ah don't need no collagen machine.

Sent by Holloway | 10:33 AM ET | 02-25-2008

I've been auditioning for the remake of the Exorcist, and my head's stuck.

Sent by Ed | 11:47 AM ET | 02-25-2008

I just listened to my album on the way here, and I think I'm going to throw up.

Sent by Iain Wilson | 11:49 AM ET | 02-25-2008

yeah, like I have no idea who Betty Boop is, OKAY?

Sent by Paula in DC | 12:12 PM ET | 02-25-2008

Baby fat..."This is why I'm hot!"

Sent by balteb | 12:32 PM ET | 02-25-2008

Where is my hair stylist? Isn't anyone from my posse available? Someone absolutely has to deal with this stray set of hairs that are blocking my view. What, no one's here to help? .... DADDY!

Sent by Sarah Dewey | 12:38 PM ET | 02-25-2008

I hope that the public will accept me as a serious actress and I can...oh who am I kidding?!

Sent by Greg | 12:43 PM ET | 02-25-2008

"Wait! I'm not ready!"

Sent by Susan Podebradsky | 12:55 PM ET | 02-25-2008

Congratulations to Ms. Miley Cyrus, who called into her local radio station forty seven thousand times in order to win tickets to last night's sold out awards show.

Sent by Mike | 1:13 PM ET | 02-25-2008

see these teeth? thank you, Achey Breaky Heart

Sent by Tony Wolf | 1:35 PM ET | 02-25-2008

What? Doesn't your dad let you have collegen treatments?

Sent by David | 2:04 PM ET | 02-25-2008

Red dress, $4500, Veronica Lake wave, $400, jewelry, $5.00, parents who want their kids to look THEIR age, priceless.

Sent by Norma | 2:23 PM ET | 02-25-2008

Yuk, I smell retail.

Sent by Chuck S | 2:24 PM ET | 02-25-2008

I'm gunna kill that hairdresser!

Sent by Doug | 2:28 PM ET | 02-25-2008

What were you doing when YOU were 15?

Sent by Michael Wengler | 2:54 PM ET | 02-25-2008

Yes, it does smell!!

Sent by mbrunt | 3:07 PM ET | 02-25-2008

Smiley Cyrus!

Sent by Chad Gallion | 3:24 PM ET | 02-25-2008

Miley Cyrus.. Gumming it up...

Sent by Matt Brutlag | 3:27 PM ET | 02-25-2008

No, I'm not Ellen Page!

Sent by Amy Downey | 3:51 PM ET | 02-25-2008

Hmmm, maybe I can get my own American Girl doll out of this gig!

Sent by Lee | 6:03 PM ET | 02-25-2008

Excuse me, I'm working on this new song...what rhymes with "Gozillionare?"

Sent by dave | 6:06 PM ET | 02-25-2008

help me, my lip ith stuck to my gumth.

Sent by Ellen | 4:06 PM ET | 02-27-2008

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