Filed under: Oscars Caption Contest
Curtain time! Renee Zellweger
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Winning Caption: Renee Zellweger's legs win for best supporting an actress. -- Kevbo
Runner Up: You put your right leg in, you put you right leg out... -- Laura Auerbach
11:34 PM ET | 02-24-2008 | permalink
"Damn, I knew I forgot my pantyhose!!!"
Renee Zellwegger's legs win for best supporting an actress.
"Ouuucchhh, these shoes fit so tight! They should call it "THE BLOODY RED CARPET!!!!"
"You think my dress is cool??? Check out these legs!!!"
Do you think if I show them some leg, they won't notice I'm picking a wedgie?
Just another reiminder that I'm in my pajamas at 1 am while Renee is at a glamorous afterparty.
They're gonna wait in line to get to see...Roxie!
Mom always said to hold your skirt out of the way if you have to spit!
LOOK! On these stilts I have Shirley MacLaine LEGS!!!
If these shoes weren't killing me I'd walk back here again with Tony for another few more photos
Cut that out, it hurts!
getting scarce on leading rolls lately, Miss. Z. tries to stir up some attention for her other assets
quickest way to release expelled gas.
Did anyone find a pearl ankle bracelet?
If I clap my lips like this, no food will get in.
Who would've expected a subway vent on the red carpet?
Unbeknownst (sp?) to the world until now, this exclusive photo clearly shows Zellweger's ventriloquist manipulating the actress down the carpet.
Where can I get some of Katherine Heigl's bronzer?
You want a piece of me! I'm bigger than you, pal! Oh, wait, hang on, I'm stepping on my dress... But I can still kick your butt!
I look good and I can kick your @#( too! I'm from Texas you know!
"You can pleat me."
You put your right leg in...you put you right leg out...
If you think you're gonna pick a fight with me while I'm in this dress, you're crazy! This thing costs more than my house!
Why was she invited??
Swallowing hurts so bad.
If I flash my gams, maybe they won't notice that I've got something stuck to my gums.
And the actress most likely to wear her drapes is ...... Renee Zellweger !
I paid a fortune for this damn dress and you'ld think they could finish sewing it!
"Smile?! Are you kidding? My surgeon said one smile could send my mouth back to the way it used to look!"
Where's that subway grate when you need it?
Actually, I had my feet bound.
Say "prunes - I mean cheese."
See!?!?? I CAN lose the Bridget Jone's Diary weight I put on.
I thought this dress had a pocket back here where I put my spitoon...
I can't stop to talk, I need to spit out this sour lemon.
Breathless....literally, next year I'll ask for a size 1 instead of 0
"Whoa, that wasn't supposed to happen. Just play it off like it was intentional. Besides, those pilates classes had to be good for something?"
(the lady in the black coat to the left):Where is that little tween Miley with my coffee?
Renee Zellweger arrives on the red carpet realizing that she may have eaten too really show off her dress. Watch out, shes puckered up and might loose her lunch!
i hope this breath mint really is 0 calories . . .
Can someone PLEASE tell me where the ladies room is?
C'mon you can do it. Just put one step in front of the other.
Still crazy after all these years.
you had me at...HELLLLLLOOOOOO!
Ooh, wrong night to wear my flannel boxer shorts.
"Someone help me. I can't see a thing".
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