Oscars Caption Contest

BPP Oscar Caption Contest: What's Seacrest Up To?

Ryan Seacrest shoves a microphone at Amy Ryan

hide captionWe're Scared to Ask: But we're asking anyway: What's Ryan Seacrest doing to/with/for Amy Ryan in this picture?

Amy Sancetta, AP

Winning Caption: Ryan Seacrest Goes on Assignment for BPP to Record Armpit Noises. — Andy Carvin, NPR

Runners Up:

Seacrest (knocked) out. — Dave in Brighton

No, no!!! I bruise like a peach. — Chuck S.

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Ryan Seacrest Goes on Assignment for BPP to Record Armpit Noises.

Sent by andy carvin, npr | 7:53 PM | 2-24-2008

obviously, if ryan was amy then he'd be ryan ryan which would make just about as much sense...

Sent by jay | 7:58 PM | 2-24-2008

Seacrest (knocked) out.

Sent by Dave in Brighton | 8:07 PM | 2-24-2008

pleasingly plain and... powerful

Sent by jan | 8:09 PM | 2-24-2008

I have to do it..."Gone baby gone"

Sent by Caitlin Kenney | 8:15 PM | 2-24-2008

"What, I thought those *were* your eyes!"

Sent by Dan Pashman, BPP | 8:21 PM | 2-24-2008

"Ok, this time I'll be Simon and you be Paula!"

Sent by Tricia, NPR | 8:26 PM | 2-24-2008

The product of yet another American Idol rejection...

Sent by Priya | 8:26 PM | 2-24-2008

i guess i should not have said I hope you have some lead in that get up!!!!

Sent by bill | 8:56 PM | 2-24-2008

...and that's for all the mean things that Simon says.

Sent by Mauren | 9:08 PM | 2-24-2008

Ryan Seacrest finally gets what coming to him.

Sent by Daniel | 10:01 PM | 2-24-2008

do I really look like Paula Abdul? Get out!

Sent by baselle | 10:19 PM | 2-24-2008

Amy Ryan lives out the American dream of punching Ryan Seacrest in the face.

Sent by Erica, NPR | 12:26 AM | 2-25-2008

My place. Later. Bring some wine or else!

Sent by Jo | 3:59 AM | 2-25-2008

I is my right hook.

Sent by D Burgess | 7:43 AM | 2-25-2008

"Why you little devil, I'm old enough to be your sister!"

Sent by sean bailey | 8:11 AM | 2-25-2008

What was a close guarded secret up until now , Ryan and Amy show off a few moments from their Rock-em Sock-em robot movie premier due out later this year.

Sent by AJ Sours | 8:16 AM | 2-25-2008

Is Gary Bussey still there?

Sent by Corey Seeman | 8:44 AM | 2-25-2008

Sanjaya? SANJAYA? What the heck were you guys thinking?

Sent by Brad Jeffcoat | 9:07 AM | 2-25-2008

Float like a butterfly sting like a bee.

Sent by S Mewaldt | 9:07 AM | 2-25-2008

And that's for taking my parking space, you fink!

Sent by James K Chambliss | 9:28 AM | 2-25-2008

yeah, you heard me right--your dress is more like 'America, I dull'--uhhhh

Sent by Tony Wolf | 9:35 AM | 2-25-2008

I am not Laura Linney! I wish I were...

Sent by Toni-Ann | 9:35 AM | 2-25-2008

Amt does what every right thinking American wishes they could!

Sent by Mark | 10:18 AM | 2-25-2008

Amy Ryan attempts to cheer up Ryan Seacrest as hundreds are shown not paying attention to him.

Sent by Matt | 10:21 AM | 2-25-2008

Hey Ryan, wanna see my Senor Winces?

Sent by Bill Collison | 10:21 AM | 2-25-2008

Ryan reacts to Amy's new signature perfume - "Eau de Compost"

Sent by Slim | 10:25 AM | 2-25-2008

No, no!!! I bruise like a peach.

Sent by Chuck S | 10:33 AM | 2-25-2008

Gotcha' nose!

Sent by Jenny B | 10:36 AM | 2-25-2008

"...woman is touching...mustn't be afraid..."

Sent by That Guy | 10:42 AM | 2-25-2008

See? I coulda been a contenda!

Sent by Myron Andes | 10:43 AM | 2-25-2008

"no, no, please don't hit me again! I didn't mean it."

Sent by Kenney | 10:52 AM | 2-25-2008

Amy Ryan punches Ryan Seacrest for asking her something even though he knew that the writers didn't have enough time to write for her.

Sent by Steve Petersen | 10:59 AM | 2-25-2008

please don't hit me.. again..

Sent by k miller | 11:06 AM | 2-25-2008

You shove that thing in my face again and .....!!!

Sent by Kerrry Garber | 11:10 AM | 2-25-2008

Whoa! The spray didn't work. Lets try the roll on.

Sent by Wayne Dize | 11:32 AM | 2-25-2008

Yeah, I have a golden retriever too. Thats why I always carry this sticky roller.

Sent by Wayne Dize | 11:37 AM | 2-25-2008

I have been waiting al night to throw this punch

Sent by Travis | 11:37 AM | 2-25-2008

I totally told you not to tell Simon I thought he was cute!

Sent by Iain Wilson | 11:54 AM | 2-25-2008

If only she'd cold-cocked him about an hour earlier! We'd all be better off.

Sent by AnnMarie | 12:32 PM | 2-25-2008

Ryan, you're a wimp, I hardly touched you

Sent by M Negley | 12:32 PM | 2-25-2008

Seacrest: "Whats crackin dawg?"
Amy Ryan: "Word yo!"

Sent by Jim Jobin | 12:45 PM | 2-25-2008

Watch the hair!

Sent by balteb | 1:00 PM | 2-25-2008

I am the greatest!

Sent by Steve LaDochy | 1:07 PM | 2-25-2008

Seacrest takes one on the chin for E! networks.

Sent by Bruce Davis | 1:14 PM | 2-25-2008

Amy Ryan living the dream of millions of Americans by socking it to obnoxious television personality Ryan Seacrest. Even though she may only weigh close to 100 pounds, Ryan is clearly capable of taking out the American Idol Host with one clean right hook.

Sent by Emily Rodenhiser | 1:25 PM | 2-25-2008

Amy Ryan does what half of America has been imagining for six seasons now. And it felt good.

Sent by Megan | 1:28 PM | 2-25-2008

"Swipe my last name? Why, I oughta... *KAPOW*"

Sent by Chris Seale | 1:36 PM | 2-25-2008

Annoy the heck out of this, why don't ya??

Sent by Linda | 1:54 PM | 2-25-2008

The Anorexic and the Moronic. Two taste treats in one!

Sent by David | 1:55 PM | 2-25-2008

The Ryan-Simon feud takes a nasty turn as Simon hires outsourcing his goons.

Sent by Elizabeth Purvis-Berg | 2:17 PM | 2-25-2008

Is that a webcam in your microphone? Of course I shaved!

Sent by Doug | 2:22 PM | 2-25-2008

And with the right hook....

Sent by Matt Brutlag | 2:39 PM | 2-25-2008

Thats for Simon!!!!!!!!!!

Sent by Mbrunt | 2:57 PM | 2-25-2008

Amy Ryan redefines sucker punch.

Sent by Chad Gallion | 3:03 PM | 2-25-2008

Tag. You're it.

Sent by April Coleman | 3:28 PM | 2-25-2008

Here - Take these. They'll keep you up all night, plus help you to loose weight.

Sent by R3NOIR | 3:48 PM | 2-25-2008

Million Dollar Baby? Ryan Seacrest takes a jab from Amy Ryan for dishing one about her Oscar ensemble.

Sent by Denise Traunero | 4:09 PM | 2-25-2008

Round ten of the light-heavy-middle weights!

Sent by marc Imerman | 4:15 PM | 2-25-2008

"Not the face! Not the face!

Sent by Linda | 9:13 PM | 2-25-2008

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