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We're Scared to Ask: But we're asking anyway: What's Ryan Seacrest doing to/with/for Amy Ryan in this picture?
Amy Sancetta, APWinning Caption: Ryan Seacrest Goes on Assignment for BPP to Record Armpit Noises. -- Andy Carvin, NPR
Runners Up:
Seacrest (knocked) out. -- Dave in Brighton
No, no!!! I bruise like a peach. -- Chuck S.
7:47 PM ET | 02-24-2008 | permalink
Ryan Seacrest Goes on Assignment for BPP to Record Armpit Noises.
obviously, if ryan was amy then he'd be ryan ryan which would make just about as much sense...
Seacrest (knocked) out.
pleasingly plain and... powerful
I have to do it..."Gone baby gone"
"What, I thought those *were* your eyes!"
"Ok, this time I'll be Simon and you be Paula!"
The product of yet another American Idol rejection...
i guess i should not have said I hope you have some lead in that get up!!!!
...and that's for all the mean things that Simon says.
Ryan Seacrest finally gets what coming to him.
do I really look like Paula Abdul? Get out!
Amy Ryan lives out the American dream of punching Ryan Seacrest in the face.
My place. Later. Bring some wine or else!
I is my right hook.
"Why you little devil, I'm old enough to be your sister!"
What was a close guarded secret up until now , Ryan and Amy show off a few moments from their Rock-em Sock-em robot movie premier due out later this year.
Is Gary Bussey still there?
Sanjaya? SANJAYA? What the heck were you guys thinking?
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee.
And that's for taking my parking space, you fink!
yeah, you heard me right--your dress is more like 'America, I dull'--uhhhh
I am not Laura Linney! I wish I were...
Amt does what every right thinking American wishes they could!
Amy Ryan attempts to cheer up Ryan Seacrest as hundreds are shown not paying attention to him.
Hey Ryan, wanna see my Senor Winces?
Ryan reacts to Amy's new signature perfume - "Eau de Compost"
No, no!!! I bruise like a peach.
Gotcha' nose!
"...woman is touching...mustn't be afraid..."
See? I coulda been a contenda!
"no, no, please don't hit me again! I didn't mean it."
Amy Ryan punches Ryan Seacrest for asking her something even though he knew that the writers didn't have enough time to write for her.
please don't hit me.. again..
You shove that thing in my face again and .....!!!
Whoa! The spray didn't work. Lets try the roll on.
Yeah, I have a golden retriever too. Thats why I always carry this sticky roller.
I have been waiting al night to throw this punch
I totally told you not to tell Simon I thought he was cute!
If only she'd cold-cocked him about an hour earlier! We'd all be better off.
Ryan, you're a wimp, I hardly touched you
Seacrest: "Whats crackin dawg?"
Amy Ryan: "Word yo!"
Watch the hair!
I am the greatest!
Seacrest takes one on the chin for E! networks.
Amy Ryan living the dream of millions of Americans by socking it to obnoxious television personality Ryan Seacrest. Even though she may only weigh close to 100 pounds, Ryan is clearly capable of taking out the American Idol Host with one clean right hook.
Amy Ryan does what half of America has been imagining for six seasons now. And it felt good.
"Swipe my last name? Why, I oughta... *KAPOW*"
Annoy the heck out of this, why don't ya??
The Anorexic and the Moronic. Two taste treats in one!
The Ryan-Simon feud takes a nasty turn as Simon hires outsourcing his goons.
Is that a webcam in your microphone? Of course I shaved!
And with the right hook....
Thats for Simon!!!!!!!!!!
Amy Ryan redefines sucker punch.
Tag. You're it.
Here - Take these. They'll keep you up all night, plus help you to loose weight.
Million Dollar Baby? Ryan Seacrest takes a jab from Amy Ryan for dishing one about her Oscar ensemble.
Round ten of the light-heavy-middle weights!
"Not the face! Not the face!
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