Filed under: Oscars Caption Contest
'Insider' Fashion: For Oscar night, fashion commentator Steven Cojocaru goes with basic black.
Frazer Harrison, Getty ImagesWinning Caption: That Hansen brother cleans up real nice. Real nice. -- Sent by Priya
Runners Up:
"Pat" goes glam. -- Jessica
I am fashion. Hear me roar. -- Joann Stevens
6:13 PM ET | 02-24-2008 | permalink
Here come the men in black.
Say it ain't so, Cojo!
At first glance I totally thought that was Chastity Bono.
sheryl crow seems to have put on a bit of weight.
the fashion man appears to be bustin out of his basic black jack...
That Hansen brother cleans up real nice. Real nice.
Who doesn't love Diane Keaton?
I'm confused. Is this the bride or the groom?
Don't worry, I haven't heard of me either.
This looks like a pastey sausage stuffed in a tight tuxedo pancake - oh wait it's Cojo...
"Pat" goes glam.
I'M GLAD THIS ISN'T THE MIND READER'S CONVENTION
"Here's the nominee for achievement in special effects makeup..."
Oh Tilda...? We would look sooo great together.
Do these pants make me look fat?
I am fashion. Here me roar.
You put your left foot in, and you shake it all about....
Tickets please...down the carpet, second theater to the right, enjoy the movie.
If only I could get rid of this wedgey..
And the Oscar for best dressed man as a woman, or woman as a man, goes too...
You go girl!
no,for 3rd time I'm not Ellen
Tatum O'Neal ain't got nothin on me.
REGIS: "JON STEWART CALLED IN SICK UNFORTUNATELY, BUT NOT A PROBLEM FOLKS. FILLING IN FOR THE 2ND TIME, THE WONDERFUL ELLEN DeGENERES!! LET'S HEAR IT!!
Steven Cojocaru wins the oscar for best dressed lesbian.
John Travolta took his role in Hairspray a little too seriously this year.
And so, the mighty Perseus used the reflected of his own shield to froze the hideous Medusa into stone. He then cast it into the ocean where it cattily degraded the clothing of Poseidon.
Yeah, those treatments from that doctor in TJ ain't working it, bub.
the dry cleaner swore the ticket matched...
Well, someone has to wear the pants in this family!
In a surprise appearance, Hillary Clinton hit the red carpet at the Oscars. She was not up for an award, however, as she failed to capture the nomination.
Sarah Chalke makes the leap from TV to film by wearing men's clothes.
Well, how about that? It looks like Diane Keaton has opted for contacts in place of glasses this year! Go Diane!
Is this a joke?
And here comes...um...I am not sure who she is, but she does look lovely in that tuxedo.
Park your Car, Sir?
Miley is all grown up.
Have you ever seen Chasity and Steven in the same room, at the same time?
What could I do?, my boyfriend wore my gown.
The surgery is almost complete!
Androgeny at its best.
Watch out Ellen!
Why is this woman smiling? What? It's not? You're kidding?
Mattel announces the new West Hollywood Barbie.
She's a man, man!
I've never seen David Spade looking so masculine!
Kathy Griffin finally gets her act together!
Feeling the pull, everywhere
All right, who's the joker that tightened the crotch in these pants?
ellen's more "femme" sister . . .
Diane Keaton's the only woman who can look this good in a suit. Sorry Cojo.
Dude looks like a lady...
Austin Powers says it best: "That's not a woman, that's a man, baby".
And the Michael Jackson "I'm on my way to being a woman with the help of plastic surgery" Award goes to . . .
To dude or not to dude.
I guess hair doesn't fall under the category of fashion.
Cojo, a revolutionary war era bun or wig would have done so much more for you on the red carpet.
Thanks to the magic of CGI technology, animated figures from cuckooland can be seen stroling dowm the red carpet by the TV audience.
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