by Sharon Hoffman

So Matt's all proud of this big theory he has about tonight's American Idol... which is that David Hernandez is going to sing "Private Dancer." And he's all, "if I'm right, I get to eat a bacon, egg, and cheese." And he's further all, "if I'm wrong, I will eat the opposite of that."

Well, I know an easy bet when I see one. And we just happen to have the indisputable opposite of a bacon, egg, and cheese right here in the office, thanks to a previous weird segment.

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The minute you see Mr. Hernandez NOT singing "Private Dancer" tonight, think of poor Matt eating crickets tomorrow. Because the truth is, he asked for it.