I was hanging out in 1989 earlier, and it was awesome. I couple-skated to Richard Marx. Then I watched the original American Gladiators (they just call it American Gladiators). In the commercial break, I saw this ad for a really cool portable phone. The weird thing is, even though the product they were selling was designed for talking, there was no dialogue. So I sent it to the future, and my friends at the BPP helped it along. Results above.