Fear the Devastating Power of My Freeze Ray

-- Gary Dauphin

It, of course, goes without saying that only mad scientists hope to control the weather. Celeste Headlee's segment on the cloud seeding, painting as it does a pacific image of benign eggheads merely trying to fight fires, or insure good weather for the Olympic opening ceremonies, (as if!) failed to warn the public about the dire, diabolical threat we face from freeze rays and other weather-related weapons. As a public service, Daydreaming has compiled some of the rigorously vetted (and often suppressed) materials on weather control available on Youtube in order to set the record straight.*

* Outrage Conservation Notice: No, Daydreaming doesn't actually believe mad scientists are trying to control weather for their own nefarious purposes, but we can always hope.

2:01 PM ET | 08- 6-2008 | permalink

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