May 19, 2009
Forget about acquiring hot clothes, designer jewelry and piles of money to attract girls.
This woman's next booty call is reserved for a man flaunting comprehensive health care benefits.
What really turns her on? Optometry, shiatsu, acupuncture, podiatry and dentistry.
Some highlights of the lyrics:
"See these are troubled times. A bad economy. I got some health issues and medicine, well, it ain't free."
"Let's start a family. And you can be the boss. Just prove to me that you've got Aetna, Kaiser or Blue Cross."
"You don't gotta to kiss me. And I don't need no hugs. Just want a discount when I need to get prescription drugs."
"If you really want to be my man, let me get all up in your health care plan."
Thanks to the Kaiser Family Foundation for tipping us.
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