Donald Trump wants you to jump into the crazy real estate market. Actually he wants you to take his class. Well, it's not his class — it's taught by "Donald Trump's handpicked instructor." The pitch:
"We'll help you by teaching you how to profit from the $700 billion bailout"
The ad, which ran in the Baltimore Sun, doesn't mention how much the full course costs. The (unnamed) instructor is in town this week.