Monitor Mix

by Carrie Brownstein

 
 

Leaving The Fleece At Home

I left Portland, Oregon to travel to the Portland of Texas. I arrived in Austin Tuesday evening via Houston, where we picked up a slew of skinny black jean wearing men and women. I tried to figure out who was in what band, but when the young guy sitting next to me looked like a member of The Left Banke, I knew it could not be so.

This is my third time at SXSW but my first time as an ambassador for National Public Radio. I am taking my new role quite seriously. I was given some strict guidelines by the NPR powers that be: No stripper heels (apparently they interfere with broadcasting, similar to how we have to turn off all electronic devices during a plane's take off and landing), no torn jeans unless they reveal a Carl Kassell tattoo, no midriff baring shirts (is there any other kind?), no facial tattoos that aren't literary based, and I can only drink micro-brews. In fact, I am not allowed to mention that I work for NPR if I've had more than two drinks. If I've had more than five drinks, I have to say I'm here with the BBC. Last but not least, no one is allowed to make direct eye contact with Bob Boilen. When I met him for the first time tonight, I tried to conjure those sighted actors playing blind characters on bad TV shows; I looked all around but never right at him.

Never the less, it should make for an interesting week and I am very happy to be here.

Though I didn't take in any pre-SXSW shows, I did walk around with my cohorts this evening, pondering how in addition to the 1700 bands playing the festival, there is always room for a bar band (of which we passed by many, crammed into window sills that doubled as stages). And why shouldn't the bar bands still play? After we all leave at the end of the week, someone has to keep the music going.

FYI. Most of my Monitor Mix posts will be on the main NPR blog during this week.

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From L to R. Bob Boilen, Carrie Brownstein, Stephen Thompson, Robin Hilton

1:17 AM ET | 03-12-2008 | permalink

 

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awe you look so cute. Yr. in my hometown. mmm gettin memories of home now. smiles.

Sent by Marissa Dailey | 2:19 AM ET | 03-12-2008

just a warning... steer clear of the Nos brand drinks at the brush square park tent and if the sign says free Nuclear Tacos- stay away. i lost about 2,000 taste buds.

Sent by Lauren | 2:39 AM ET | 03-12-2008

That's a damn cute photo. Have fun in Austin. Let me know if you need any restaurant or bar recommendations.

Sent by fella | 5:26 AM ET | 03-12-2008

Can Bob Boilen see if I stare him in the eyes on this photo? I imagined someone who looked more like our very own Bob Harris.

Sent by Julia | 6:17 AM ET | 03-12-2008

Looking forward to hearing your thoughts on the festival as a reporter, not a performer. I'll get there one of these days...*sigh*

Sent by Joseph M Jamison | 6:43 AM ET | 03-12-2008

You got very strict guidelines!
Only drink brews? Now way!!
But you look so happy.

Sent by Mamiko | 9:47 AM ET | 03-12-2008

welcome to austin! it's going to be a beautiful week filled with debauchery and tomfoolery. i'm rolling out of bed now to get started! if i see you i'm gonna high five you and i promise i won't be creepy about it.

Sent by esme | 10:56 AM ET | 03-12-2008

Does the BBC admission include a fake accent? I'm guessing at five drinks it might. As readers, we will assume someone is wearing stiletto heels under that table, though my bet would not be on you. Also, it seems your gang has decided to dress in various shades of black and grey, did they not call you before you all went out?

Sent by Elizabeth | 11:02 AM ET | 03-12-2008

Personally, I would also walk around talking like Susan Stamberg.

This was a damn funny post.

Sent by Emily | 11:04 AM ET | 03-12-2008

LOL! BBC and stripper heels! Also, while in TX, watch out for the chupacabra.

Sent by tim weeks | 11:25 AM ET | 03-12-2008

After your SXSW adventure ends, I will gladly take you out for 10 drinks of your choice, while you wear torn jeans revealing anything you like, midriff-baring shirt, and stripper heels. As I appear to be the first of your semi-regular commentators to offer, I believe you are obliged to accept. For you, but for nobody else, I will even accept a facial tatoo on any topic. And you can look into my eyes all you want...(though I will avert mine from Bob Boilen if NPR requires a chaperone) :)

Sent by David G. | 11:40 AM ET | 03-12-2008

How do they fit so many bands into one town!?

I'm finding out later today. This is my first SXSW...hooray!

Sent by JJ Hellgate | 12:44 PM ET | 03-12-2008

The green upholstery really ties the room together--and your chevelure looks sharper than Stephen Thompson's.

Sent by nsf | 1:31 AM ET | 03-13-2008

your show at the produce warehouse was the highlight of my sxsw trip two years ago!
have fun!

Sent by Ed | 7:14 PM ET | 03-13-2008

The *NEW* Dream Team!

Sent by bryant | 1:41 PM ET | 03-14-2008

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Carrie Brownstein

Carrie Brownstein

Carrie Brownstein is a writer and musician. She was a member of the critically acclaimed rock band Sleater-Kinney. Her writing has appeared in 'The New York Times,' 'The Believer,' 'Pitchfork,' and various book anthologies on music and culture. Read Carrie's F.A.Q.

 

 


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