Offense Is The Best Defense
I'll be the first to admit that it's hard to be a music blogger sometimes, particularly when the most fascinating tidbits aren't coming from the music world. For example, you spend the weekend talking with your friends about Sarah Palin and about how annoying it is that anyone would think that women are dumb enough to vote for her because of her gender. Then it turns out that Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter is pregnant, and that she has to marry the father of the baby! Somehow, the release of a new Metallica single doesn't inspire the same sense of shock and awe. All you can think now is how the best reason to not vote for John McCain is to spare Bristol Palin and Levi Johnson (the baby's father) the pain of having to get married. If only Bristol Palin were also in a band, I would have so much more to add.
Alas, the only thing I have to tie together politics and music is that my post titled "Battle of the Bands" garnered me an invite from Mike Huckabee to see a performance by his band, Capitol Offense, at the Republican National Convention in St. Paul this week. Sadly, NPR would not cover the cost of that plane ticket -- and believe me, I inquired.
Here's an excerpt from the email I received:
Carrie, After reading your article "Battle Of The Bands," Governor Huckabee asked me to contact you. We would like to offer you an invitation to attend our party "a little straight rock" on Tuesday night, September 2nd, where you can hear Josh Turner, and then the Governor's band, Capitol Offense with a special performance by Jeff Cook. Please let me know if you are interested.
!!!
I can't deny it; I was very excited to get this note. It certainly beat out the invite I received a few months back to attend a benefit put on by Nicole Richie. (NPR wouldn't fork over money for that trip, either.) Plus, it's not every day that I can forward something to my father as proof that people are actually reading my blog. Note to Dad: Mike Huckabee, or someone close to him, is reading my blog; are you?
Aside from the novelty of the Huckabee invite, and my genuine interest in going so that I could write about the experience, the situation also presented me with a strange conundrum. What if I don't like Mike Huckabee's band? I know what you're thinking -- that I could never like Capitol Offense. But maybe I would. After all, there are times when I am in the mood for a Steppenwolf cover.
Potentially disliking Capitol Offense is not really on the same level as not liking a friend's band. I've sure we've all experienced this on one level or another -- that awkward moment when you go to a friend's art show, concert or poetry reading, and you realize that you might have to outright lie. They ask, "Did you like it"? (First of all, why would anyone ask that?) And then you don't want to, but you hear yourself lying, "Yes." It feels awful.
Now, with Capitol Offense, I might never know.
Mike Huckabee, please let me know when your band comes to Portland, okay?
2:45 AM ET | 09- 3-2008 | permalink
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