I am filing this under "How Did I Not Know About This Sooner?": CNBC.com has been running a bracket tournament of the 64 greatest "As Seen On TV" infomercial products of all time, in search of a single winner. As you can see from the full bracket, many greats have already fallen.

The Flowbee.

The Snuggie.

Miss Cleo.

The (not made up) Tiddy Bear.

And now, they are down to four. The Foreman Grill, the Bowflex, Girls Gone Wild, and the Shamwow (above) (you're apparently spending TWENTY DOLLARS A MONTH on paper towels; you must be stopped!).

Based on these Final Four, somehow, we want to be both meat-stuffed and lean and muscular; both clean and dirty. This is America, you guys. And I'm here to tell you, if Girls Gone Wild defeats the Shamwow, then we all are in a heap of trouble.

Hat-tip to AdFreak, one of my favorite blogs, without which I might never have seen this clash of giants.