A still from the movie 'Hotel For Dogs'
Paramount Pictures

Hotel For Dogs: Hotels good. Dogs good. And yet?

I like hotels. I also like dogs. But somehow, when you put them together with "For" in the middle, it becomes a movie I have no inclination to see at all.

It occurs to me, though, that this is true of many things. That I can think of many "[Item A] For [Item B]" movie titles that wouldn't draw me in, even though I like both Item A and Item B. Allow me to demonstrate.

1. Sassy Haircuts For The Wii
2. Mustard For Bunny Slippers
3. Dove Shampoo For Neil Patrick Harris
4. Margaritas For My Elementary-School-Aged Nephews
5. Alec Baldwin For Congress
6. Swimming For Minnesota
7. Fancy Makeup For Cats
8. Mopey Guitar-Dude Songs For Tap Dancers
9. Comfortable Shoes For My Camera
10. Love Poems For Awkward Nerds