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Sore hands: Only one of the hazards of video game injuries.

My First 10 Wii Injuries

1. Super Mario Finger Claw

2. Star-Chip-Chasing Tendon

3. Bomb Blox Rotator Cuff

4. Lazy Person's Tennis Shoulder

5. Smash Brothers Broken Face [virtual only]

6. Dancing With The Stars "She Bangs" Toe

7. Stress Fracture To Sense Of Childlike Wonder

8. Repetitive Motion Injury Hereby Labeled "Plaintiff's Claim For Damages, Part A"

9. Pervasive Targeting Squint With Associated Brow Furrow

10. Severe Pride Contusions