Above: You know Jar Jar Binks makes you angry, but why?

by Linda Holmes

At last, we have been cured of our Oscar hangover! Fortunately, there really are other things going on in the world, and one day, no one will even care about Marisa Tomei's origami dress. And that day is "Tuesday." On with the show.

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