I'm not going to lie to you: I haven't seen Fighting, which opens tomorrow. But based on the trailer, it's this story about a guy, and he's part of "New York's underground," and what he really likes is fighting.

Frankly, that's a relief. I mean, if I go to a movie called Fighting, I want to see some fighting. Without spoiling anything for you, not much happened in The Happening. And nothing at all changeled in Changeling.

Did you know there wasn't a single shot fired in Bride Wars? Total rip-off. And Iron Man isn't about a guy who makes irons, either, the way it seemed like it was going to be. It's just about a guy who wears an iron suit. He's not an iron man at all! The president of Sunbeam; that's an iron man.

Twilight is equally misleading; that movie is about vampires. Now, if somebody actually makes a movie about the approach of dusk, the perfect title will already be taken. Why didn't they call it Biting? Hey, Biting is a great name for a movie. It's like Fighting, but with teeth.

I, for one, endorse this move toward greater candor. This has been bugging me ever since The Shining.