Steve Wiebe plays Donkey Kong
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He's game: Seen here playing in 2007, documentary star Steve Wiebe is about to try to get back his Donkey Kong title.

We have less of a roundup than usual today, because — and this is not a joke — so much oxygen was consumed by mostly-bad April Fool's nonsense at many of our favorite sites that we have spent half the day with a pillow over our ears. Nevertheless!

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