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Snake news, from us to you: We have a few concerns about a news story you need to hear before you travel again.

Of all the ways that life could imitate art, this is not what any of us had in mind.

Samuel L. Jackson could not be reached for comment, but we're pretty sure we know what he'd have to say. (Clip contains profanity, if you couldn't guess.)

While we are concerned about this development, at least the trees are still on our side. FOR NOW.