If you've seen the trailer for the new movie Obsessed, you know that it seems to show Idris Elba wandering into quite a thicket, because he fails to identify early enough that he has an obsessed coworker. We have concluded that all he needed was this sign.

sign reading Danger Obsessed Co-Worker

In fact, many movie characters would fare better if they only had access to better caution signs, because movie characters tend to face hazards that are different from the ones the rest of us face. Consider how many fictional lives could be saved by this one:

sign reading WEIRD NEIGHBOR

Oh, we've got more.

How to save everyone from the nuclear bunny, after the jump...

 
sign warning of HANDSOME SUITOR

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