Awards Season

An Extremely Short Letter To Justin Bieber About Fashion And Propriety

Dear Justin Bieber,

If you are at an event — in this case Sunday's Billboard Music Awards — where Gladys Knight is also, and she is dressed like this:

Singer Gladys Knight arrives at the 2012 Billboard Music Awards held Sunday night.

Singer Gladys Knight arrives at the 2012 Billboard Music Awards held Sunday night. Frazer Harrison/Getty Images hide caption

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You are not meant to dress like this.

Singer Justin Bieber arrives at the 2012 Billboard Music Awards held Sunday night.

Singer Justin Bieber arrives at the 2012 Billboard Music Awards held Sunday night. Frazer Harrison/Getty Images hide caption

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Sincerely yours,

Would Wear Pajamas To Work If They Let Me But They Don't Because Of Dignity DO YOU SEE HOW THAT WORKS?