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by Glen Weldon

Last year at this time, we offered suggestions for books ideally suited to long, gray Friday-after-Thanksgiving afternoons when the relatives have gone, the house is quiet and the loginess caused by the tryptophanic residue in your bloodstream hurls you inexorably couchward.*

Such afternoons are meant for books, we said; great, thick, yak-stunning slabs of booky goodness. The ones we highlighted were rich, fully imagined and deeply immersive works. What's more, you could polish any of 'em off before 5:00 rolled around.

Which is to say: They were graphic novels. Mail Order Bride, From Hell, Blankets, Box Office Poison, and Bone. Those recommendations stand. (Again, you can read about them here.)

Here's some more suggestions for books to take with you to the sofa.

After the jump: Math, seizures, rootlessness, bearded ladies and more.

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by Linda Holmes

It's a little bit of a slow morning as the holiday weekend approaches and things begin to grind to a four-day halt, but that doesn't mean there's nothing to report.

• The New Yorker has this lengthy, ponderous essay about why people like to read cookbooks, in which it is argued that ... okay, I don't even know what it's arguing, in spite of having read the whole thing. I did notice that apparently, men like cookbooks with directions and women like cookbooks about the romance of generations or something.

• The timing of things yesterday prevented me from posting in a timely fashion the video of the Muppets covering "Bohemian Rhapsody," which you have probably now seen in every Twitter feed you follow. But if, by chance, you have not yet seen it, I assure you that it is well worth it.

• What are the top ten movie flops of the 2000s? The Hollywood Reporter has made its picks. I'll warn you right now: some of these, I didn't even remember.

Burn Notice, forgetting you're on television, and a surprise win for Fox, after the jump.

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by Linda Holmes

You know, you can hear all day that Jimmy Fallon did a really funny impression of Neil Young singing the theme song from The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air, and you can keep thinking, "I have to go watch that at some point." But when you actually hear it and it sounds really weirdly like Neil Young, you suddenly understand why you've been hearing about it all day.

Jimmy Fallon, people. I'm telling you.

Hat-tip, among other places, to Sling.com.

If you're not ready to see Up a lot of times, you'd better not buy the rather fantastic home video version. (Walt Disney Pictures)

by Linda Holmes

When I got my copy of the Blu-ray combo pack that includes Up on Blu-ray and on DVD -- and includes a digital copy for your computer or whatever other sort of device to boot -- I happened to be hanging out with the same five-year-old and eight-year-old I saw it with in theaters, so we popped it into the player. The five-year-old even abandoned Spongebob to come watch it, and that is a big, big deal. This, I figured, was a great test. They'd loved it the first time, but would it hold up?

Up has completely stopped being good, after the jump. Just kidding.

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by Linda Holmes

This week in What We're Reading, we return to popular fiction, check out some short stories, and run with the space nerds.

If you're traveling this holiday season, you're likely to spot a few copies of Michael Crichton's final completed novel, Pirate Latitudes, which really does contain the line "Warm day for a hanging," and we have some thoughts on that. There are short stories from award-winners Ha Jin and Alice Munro, commented upon by familiar NPR voices Jacki Lyden and Lynn Neary. Finally, we'll peek at the latest installment of an intensely researched series on the Russian and U.S. space programs -- this one looks at the history of U.S. attempts at unmanned systems.

Kelly Osbourne, along with singer Mya and Donny Osmond, is among the final three on tonight's finale of Dancing With The Stars. (Adam Larkey / ABC)

by Linda Holmes

The best reason to watch Dancing With The Stars is that every now and then, something profoundly bizarre happens. It's not a mean show. It's not even American Idol mean, where dreams are crushed or anything like that. It's mostly just very, very silly, and fortunately, as the ninth season (yes, ninth season) closes tonight, you can appreciate an entire season's worth of weirdness in one blog post. We're willing to throw ourselves on the grenade for you. That's how much we care.

1. The Robot Paso Doble

In the eighth week of competition, each couple was assigned a dance to do in the spirit of a particular decade. Singer Mya, for instance, did a samba in the style of the '70s. But apparently, with five couples left, they felt that there were really only four decades to work with that audiences would recognize as markedly retro: the '60s, the '70s, the '80s, and the '90s. (The effort at an '80s routine is how we wound up with Donny Osmond dressing like Adam Ant, as discussed here.)

But when they ran out of decades, they gave the fifth couple ... the future. This resulted in the following extremely literal interpretation of what a paso doble -- the dance inspired by bullfighting -- would look like in the future. When danced by robots. As robots are conceived in inexpensive robot movies. Made by elementary-school students. This is model Joanna Krupa, performing with her professional dance partner, Derek Hough. (Okay, if you'd rather watch Donny Osmond as Adam Ant, which is also extremely weird, you can find that here.)

Ultimate fighting meets dancing, the Muppets show up, and what the heck is with Donny Osmond? After the jump.

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by Linda Holmes

If you missed The Big Bang Theory last night, then you didn't see Sheldon's appearance on Science Friday, where he discussed magnetic monopoles as part of a scheme to boost ratings.

Perhaps this clip will help clarify. It's always a hoot to see a good show like this make mention of National Public Wadio -- er, "Radio."

by Linda Holmes

Last night marked one of my holiday-season milestones: I saw the Hershey Kisses handbells commercial for the first time this year. As I mentioned last year, it is my favorite.

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And while I officially disapprove of holiday advertising before Thanksgiving, I have chosen to allow it, since heaven knows they've already leaped right into the whole thing this year, what with that genuinely atrocious Gap ad that has crawled into my ear like a mite. You know the one.

The one -- and a plea for help, after the jump.

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by Linda Holmes

• Hey, if you're taking the opportunity this Thanksgiving to get up a game of golf (hey, it could happen), don't try the Happy Gilmore shot. You could wind up in legal trouble.

• What show on television has the highest percentage of "upscale" viewers -- meaning viewers between 18 and 49 who are in households making more than $100,000 a year? Make your guess, then learn the answer.

• Every time I get to the description of the Hugh Jackman project Real Steel that uses some expression like robot boxing promoter, I keep waiting for somebody to say it's a parody, but apparently, it's not.

The ethics of copyright and dating, and a movie "experience," after the jump.

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by Linda Holmes

In about the last two minutes of this 60 Minutes episode that aired last night, Andy Rooney does his favorite thing, which is to tell you for two minutes that you are doing everything wrong.

Thanksgiving, he explains, is about family and togetherness and the things that we're grateful for. Therefore, you must not use canned pumpkin. Or canned cranberry sauce. Because, he says, "we should" fix Thanksgiving dinner exactly the way the Pilgrims did.

This makes absolutely no sense, and the story of the year I made Thanksgiving dinner, after the jump.

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