Is Bacn Filling Up Your Inbox?
I love bacon. But it's not all good for you, and I'm not talking about the fat content.
NPR.org's Eric Weiner has a great piece about "bacn." (No, that is not a typo.) Don't know what bacn is? Bacn is, well, spam that you want (a concept that sends shivers down my spine, truth be told). Think bank statements, specials on pizza from your local store, notices from your kids' school or even news updates from NPR. It's stuff you want, but it can still slow you down and clog your Internet arteries, just like spam.
Bacn, like spam, can be annoying, but it's a specific kind of annoyance. Like pornography, you know it when you see it. An e-mail from your wife is not bacn — that's personal. An e-mail from Nigeria offering to send you $3 million is not bacn — that's spam. Bacn is everything in between, the "middle class of e-mail," [Tommy Vallier, a Canadian blogger] says.
There is also "FakinBacn" — spam that poses as bacn.
I'm getting a stomachache. But there may be a cure in the advice of Bruno Giussani, who's described as "a popular Swiss blogger" (that's a phrase you don't see too often). As Giussani says, you can just use e-mail filters to put your bacn into various folders in your e-mail program. Giussani doesn't think it's a big deal: "So five or six geeks meet at a conference, start tossing names around, and then pretend to have identified a new trend."
In the end, it all leads to various existential questions: If you leave bacn in your inbox too long, does it spoil? Does Weight Watchers send out low-fat bacn? And wouldn't Canadian bacn be ham?
5:16 PM ET | 08-29-2007 | permalink


