NPR: Sending Terrorists Running for the Bathroom

Sending Terrorists Running for the Bathroom

If the war on terror makes you sick, well, soon you won't be the only one. The Department of Homeland Security is developing a new weapon to fight the bad guys: a flashlight that makes a person throw up. It looks like an old-fashioned, if somewhat bulky, light. But don't look too closely. The bright light pulses, which vary in color and duration, induce disorientation, vertigo and nausea.

The DHS says the flashlight could be in use by 2010. Of course, terrorists could just close their eyes or wear dark glasses or run away. But if they look, watch out: barf-o-rama.

Technology Review reports that researchers are now analyzing combinations of wavelengths and light intensities to see which ones make you sickest. And this fall, they will test the device on subjects who have some experience driving the porcelain bus, Penn State University students.

- Robert Smith

6:25 PM ET | 08- 7-2007 | permalink

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As a side effect, this will also work on anti-war protesters, activists, etc...
Do not fear technology, it will lead to a better life... for tyrants.

Sent by JD | 6:35 AM ET | 08-10-2007

There are selected, targeted individuals widely dispersed throughout the United States that are being used as test subjects for DIRECTED ENERGY WEAPONS(DEW). These DIRECTED ENERGY WEAPONS cause nausea, vertigo, high heat and intolerable sensations of burning. These symptoms are illustrative, but not exhausted. These targeted individuals are unwilling subjects of these experimental, new brutal weapons.
The use of these weapons on unwilling defenseless citizens amount to torture and crimes against humanity.

Rember the Tuskeegee experiments, the radiation experiments, and others too numerous to mention.

Sent by Nomidreamsofjustice | 9:36 AM ET | 08-10-2007

Black Silent Helicopters are coming to get you!

Sent by curiousDem | 10:21 AM ET | 08-10-2007

How many millions is being spent on this?

Only in America...

Sent by Steve | 11:59 AM ET | 08-10-2007

This is reminiscent of the fabled low frequency crowd control sound generators of the late sixties. Said to create a sub-audible tone that would cause the assembled dirty hippies to lose bowel control. The 'brown note' doesn't exist and I suspect the same is true of the 'barf spectrum'. What are you smoking?

Sent by lighthouseWillie | 1:40 PM ET | 08-10-2007

If you ever had a bad neighbor you would want half a dozen.

Sent by jerry | 7:17 PM ET | 08-10-2007

Couldn't this also induce seizures? So, we don't care about a terrorist having a seizure, what about a poor university kid making a fast $20 for a dumb study?

Sent by Alex | 9:16 PM ET | 08-12-2007

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