When the Economists Say Don't Panic, I Usually Do
I have a handy guide for whether or not the economy is in crisis. If I actually start to listen to the business news updates at the end of the newscast, it's already too late. We're doomed. Time to climb into the bomb shelter with gold Krugerrands.
This morning it dawned on me that this "liquidity crisis" that everyone has been screaming about all week was not, in fact, about rising beer prices. And I freaked.
So let's look around for something to get me off the ledge.
Will this affect my mortgage? If you have an adjustable loan, especially if it's pegged to an overseas rate, it's time to sell the baseball card collection. If you have a fixed mortgage, please don't point and giggle at the rest of us. If you are looking for a mortgage, listen to this guy. His word is gospel.
Will this hurt my investments? Oops. I guess it already did. What can I say? I only look at my retirement funds when I've had a stiff drink. Liquidity, indeed.
What should I do with my investments? Oh, you know what they always tell us. Think long-term. Don't panic. Blah, blah, blah. Oh, here's some good advice. Focus on shares of high-quality, larger companies. I guess they already have gobs of money and don't need loans as much as high-growth companies. Or something like that. I'm going to stay in denial.
What can I say at a cocktail party this weekend to make me sound smart? Well, you could try my liquidity joke about beer. I thought it was hilarious. Or if you are cool like NPR's Economics Correspondent Adam Davidson, you will bust out with, "I think the countries that learned the lessons of the Asian financial crisis of the late '90s are going to weather this just fine. It's the folks that ignored the warning that are in trouble." Take a sip. Make a liquidity joke.
- Robert Smith
10:57 AM ET | 08-10-2007 | permalink


