It's apparently official: Joe the Plumber won't run for office. And you can thank, or blame, God for that.

Writing in the WorldNetDaily blog, Chelsea Schilling tells us that Joe Wurzelbacher is back on the political scene, planning to attend tea parties on the Fourth of July for the purpose of "taking America back." He's going to speak in Conroe, Texas, on July 2 and then in Austin the following day.

But what about a run for office from Joe himself?

It doesn't look like it's going to happen. Said Joe, "I hope not. You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, 'No.' "

categories: All Politics Is Loco

3:18 - July 1, 2009