by Thomas Pierce

Nobody will see you leave the office early if you take the side-door, right? Grab your coat, pack your bag, but don't forget to check out these conversation starters first:

Make 'em laugh: fake cinematic campaign ads. (Note: skip to 2:20 for the fake Wes Anderson ad.)
Make 'em cry: robo call wars.
Make 'em think: defining pro-Americanism.
Make 'em drink: a vote for history.