by Evie Stone

The Crypt has a post about the unfortunate political situation of one Tim Mahoney... that is, Pennsylvania State Rep. Tim Mahoney:

The lawmaker took the unusual step of issuing a press release recently clarifying that he did not, in fact, cheat on his wife, after the story broke that Florida Democratic Rep. Tim Mahoney paid off a former aide who was his ex-lover.

While both are Democrats and both are in their early fifties, the state lawmaker's Uniontown, Pa. district is roughly 910 miles from Palm Beach, Fla., according to Google Maps.

Any local politicians out there named Vito Fossella, Mark Foley, or Larry Craig?

— Thomas Pierce