by Thomas Pierce

Today's voting day and so maybe you're taking the afternoon off from work. In case you'd like to make new friends in your (potentially) long wait at the polls, here are some conversation-starters:

Make 'em laugh: an end to canvassing.
Make 'em cry: her vote will count.
Make 'em go whoa: horse-racing.
Make 'em go vote: freebies.